OzOnatORRRRRRR!!!

Posted on 1st February 2008 by Ryan Somma in Enlightenment Warrior - Tags:

Blogging has introduced me lots of wonderfully intelligent, thoughtful people with whom I both agree and disagree. Blogging has also opened me up to the apparent ravings of lunatics as well. Behold, a sample of what ended up in my inbox last month:

First the quakes from global warming, then my “unusually” correct quake predictions providing warning, and then the words of those guilty of these crimes against nature and humanity. I predict unimpeachable earthquakes from global warming because those extremist Republicans and Christian substitute “slide whistles” for “thermometers” and they set about plagiarizing each other for votes, money, organ harvesting, and mass murders. Overlapping with the week of 12/30/07 – 1/5/08, only the predicted choke point of Central America has moved far north to the US/Canada/Pacific region with potential for a major volcanic eruption. (These 3 choke points also correspond to the lobes of tectonics on Mars.) Proving global warming denial is just not an extremist river in Egypt, I present the Prophet Moses and a “red” Nile leaching hidden evil from the Pharaoh to modern Evil Inhofe, Cardinal Pell, and Dr. Dobson exporting evil to Greece

This is maybe 1/10th of the full e-mail, and it doesn’t get anymore coherent anywhere else. I found fourteen more e-mails just like this in my spam folder a month later, all from Robert J Rhodes, aka. “The Ozonator.”

OzOnatORRRRRRR!!!

My first suspicion was that this was spam-mail language, randomly generated content designed to get around a spam filter; however, not only is this odd-john filling my spam folder with this bizarre, stream-of-consciousness stuff, but he’s blasting it in comments sections all over the web, like here, here, here, here, here, and here.

Strangest of all, there doesn’t seem to be any purpose to it. Everyone in the comments threads ignores it, and all the e-mails after the first automatically went to my spam-folder. “The Ozonator” is putting a fantastic amount of time and energy into composing nonsense and putting it online.

But then I suppose the same could be said of me. : )

OzOnatORRRRRRR!!!

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  1. They really should supervise “computer time” at the institution, but if that were the case, I’d never get online.

    -BMF

    Comment by BMF — February 1, 2008 @ 9:09 am

  2. But Ryan, aren’t your evolutionary phlanges barbecuing mass corpus callosi beaning rapidly artless antipathies collulding mandibular HOT TEEN SEX! philatelistic bongdraining? I mean, really. Let’s agitate chartreuse monotremes stemming tidal alphanumeric concatenations in aharmonic masquerades of indignant subterfuge. The aphorisms of Obi Wan hold incontravertably and egregiously, not to mention inextricably zygotic: you are our only hope.

    Kristina

    Comment by flyingsirkus — February 2, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

  3. Wow, flyingsirkus totally kicks Ozonator’s butt!!!

    Comment by ideonexus — February 2, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

  4. I was not sure if your were being snippy or bored. However, you are the only one in 10 years who did not simply request to be taken of the “list” as the section is taken out of context

    heck of a job brownie

    Comment by Ozonator — February 4, 2008 @ 5:50 am

  5. Wow, there was a context to go along with that!?

    -BMF

    Comment by BMF — February 4, 2008 @ 10:07 am

  6. 2/14/08

    ~11:55 PM CST

    Dear Mr. Ryan Somma;

    According to my records I have emailed this website from 1/6/08 to 2/4/08. These emails were retained by the operator who undertook a detailed search without reading much of the emails and listed websites. Articles cited can be verified by the operator as to whether or not prediction of earthquakes is possible or impossible.

    Which condolences to all the victims, you should not engage in environmental racism to entertain your readers nor to fluff up you resume, college, and/or grant applications. At least ~5 billion people have an awareness of your disrespect for this current wave of deaths and injuries of people in Africa to Asia, and Europe while failing to pour GBRWE predictions out of a boot with directions on the heel. While your search engine is good, there are now enough special words in this blog to attract the interest of over 150 countries concerned with the natural equivalent of 100 nukes quaking under their feet and whether or not you and I are worthy of entering their territory in person or as work products. You should probably avoid Muslim countries as these models seem to have developed out of Islam and their people are more civilized.

    Failing to cite properly the reference material is either plagiarism or lazy:

    A. Our Ozonator’s preamble for Survival … In the race for environmental racism from American extremists, global warming may blast huge chunks out of our star (front and far sides) with spots or flares in addition to blasting Europe or on the periphery with the usual catastrophic volcanoes and earthquakes. In non-geological terms, this harmonic configuration will produce quakes both shallow and creating many victims just like the extreme biological activity that has summoned them from the pits of hell … First the quakes from global warming, then my “unusually” correct quake predictions providing warning, and then the words of those guilty of these crimes against nature and humanity. I predict unimpeachable earthquakes from global warming because those extremist Republicans and Christian “ (“GBRWE 1/13 – 19/08′s Extreme Planetary Warnings for Earthquakes, Volcanoes, and Solar/Terrestrial Flares from Human Activities”; Robert Rhodes, Supplemental; GBRWE 1/13 – 19/08, 1/12/08).

    Failing to notice the science and subsequent victims is lazy:

    “A. Our Ozonator’s preamble for Survival .. 1. … The unreleased quake energy from previous weeks’ environmental racism and from the new, 4 week Persian – Band Aceh – Bhamo Model (1/20 – 26/08) and the Moon Walk Model has the potential to kill tens of thousands … generating global warming products like the titanic earthquakes about to destroy directly through their known killer, the Persian – Band Aceh – Bhamo Model (1/20 – 26/08)“ B. “The specifics of the Giulaino – Gansu Model (1/20 – 26/08) of extreme earthquake warnings with included statistics, analysis indicates for regions (magnitude in Richters) are: … 2. Persian – Band Aceh – Bhamo Model (1/20 – 26/08): a. PNG (5+) – Indonesia (8+) – Thailand (6+) – China (7+), b. India (7+) – Afghanistan (6+) – Iran (7+) – Georgia (5+), c. Greece (6+) – Turkey (6+) – Syria (4+) – Iraq (3+), and d. Somalia (5+) – Ethiopia (5+) – Kenya (5+) – Rwanda (5+)” (“GBRWE 1/20 – 26/08′s Extreme Planetary Warnings for Earthquakes, Volcanoes, and Solar/Terrestrial Flares from Human Activities”; Robert Rhodes, Supplemental; GBRWE 1/20 – 26/08, 1/12/08).

    With condolences for Rwanda and Democratic Republic of Congo where I predicted a 5+ for Rwanda under the Persian – Band Aceh – Bhamo Model (1/20 – 26/08), “Aid workers yesterday pulled bodies from collapsed buildings in southern Rwanda after an earthquake that killed at least 44 people and injured hundreds … Two quakes ripped through eastern Democratic Republic of Congo and southern Rwanda on Sunday … first quake, with a magnitude of 6.0 and its epicentre in Congo … followed by a 5.0 quake in densely populated southern Rwanda “ (“Rescuers search for survivors in Rwanda earthquake”; gulf-times.com, 2/5/08). “Sunday’s quakes … caught many people in church for Sunday services … in Rusizi district, where the majority of people are Roman Catholics … Rwandan government sent extra medical teams to Rusizi … neighbouring DR Congo the government said its priority was to help the homeless. Humanitarian groups said thousands had lost their homes … Quake sent heavens crashing down on Rwandan congregation … at Kamende Koranic school, near Cyangugu, where most of the city’s Muslim children attend … was trampled by the crowd as it rushed out of the school, fearing the building would collapse. “I took him home but he had difficulty breathing. I called the Red Cross who came to fetch him. I have hope, because the care is free. And the government promised that if he is not okay, he will be evacuated to Kigali,” … The relief effort has been well-supervised and organised.” (“Africa quake toll rises as homeless add to aid crisis”; by Staff Writers, AFP; terradaily.com, 2/3/08).

    “An earthquake that hit Rwanda’s capital of Kigali early on Thursday has left at least one injured and sent panicked residents running into the streets … occurred … less than two weeks after an earthquake shook the Great Lakes region on February 4, killing 45 people including 38 in Rwanda” (“Rwanda quake tremor triggers panic”; AFP; int.iol.co.za, 2/14/08).

    While I predicted a 6+ under the Persian – Band Aceh – Bhamo Model (1/20 – 26/08), “Two strong earthquakes hit southern Greece on Thursday — one of them felt as far away as Italy and Egypt. No injuries were reported … a preliminary magnitude of 6.5 … felt in Cairo and in the southern Italian regions … second … a preliminary magnitude of 6.4 … Schools were evacuated and people fled their homes and offices … reports of only minor damage to buildings” (“2 quakes strike southern Greece”; By ELENA BECATOROS, The Associated Press; nola.com, 2/14/08).

    While I predicted a 7+ under the Persian – Band Aceh – Bhamo Model (1/20 – 26/08) and the tents lacking the toxic fumes as a FEMA trailer, “A moderate earthquake rattled a remote mountain area in Iran overnight, injuring 10 people and damaging 70 buildings, the official IRNA news agency … a magnitude 4.3, with its epicenter in central Iran. Relief teams were dispatched with tents and blankets” (“Moderate Quake in Iran Injures 10”; AP; malaysia.news.yahoo.com, 2/14/08).

    While I predicted a 4+ for Syria, a very shallow 4.2 was reported for just across the border in Lebanon – “2008-02-11  23:47:01.0 … 2 mb 4.2 LEBANON – SYRIA REGION” (emsc-csem.org). “A moderate earthquake rattled southern Lebanon on Tuesday, causing some panic among local residents but no major damage … Beirut, and neighboring Syria and Israel, also felt the earthquake … sent panicked residents to the streets … caused some cracks in the foundations of a few buildings in Tyre and shattered some windows … felt by some residents in Damascus … as far south as the suburbs of Tel Aviv” (“Moderate earthquake rattles south Lebanon, felt in Syria, Israel”; The Associated Press; iht.com, 2/12/08).

    While I predicted a 8+ for Indonesia under the Persian – Band Aceh – Bhamo Model (1/20 – 26/08), “Saumlaki, West Southeast Maluku (MTB) District, was shaken by an earthquake measuring 5.9 on the Richter Scale on Thursday … Eastern Indonesian Time … “Earlier the quake`s magnitude was detected at 6.6 on the Richter scale, and the tsunami`s alarm sounded. However, one hour later … was turned off,” Benny Sipolo, head of the Ambon geophysics office” (“Saumlaki hit by 5.9-magnitude earthquake”; antara.co.id, 2/14/08).

    Comment by Ozonator — February 15, 2008 @ 1:50 am

  7. This makes me love life.

    Comment by Nick Hamden — February 15, 2008 @ 2:41 am

  8. Trolls are strong this week.

    Comment by Clint — February 15, 2008 @ 10:01 am

  9. Oh neat. This is what crazy looks like on the Internet.

    -BMF

    Comment by BMF — February 15, 2008 @ 11:01 am

  10. Based on my real time predictions of the time stamp in just this blog, the new quake in Lebanon can be ecologically analyzed for science, history, and threats to populations. Readers can also decide if “Clint” and “BMF” are dancing on the gibbet of planetary ecosystem or dancing on the head of the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory (MMPI) pin.

    With condolences, “An earthquake shook the Middle East on Friday, damaging buildings in south Lebanon where three people were injured … magnitude 5.0 … northeast of the Lebanese coastal city of Tyre … felt across Lebanon, Israel, the Palestinian territories and in the Syrian capital of Damascus” (“Quake shakes Mideast, causes injuries in Lebanon”; reuters.com, 2/15/08).

    Comment by Ozonator — February 15, 2008 @ 3:38 pm

  11. Is that really him??

    Comment by Clint — February 15, 2008 @ 4:13 pm

  12. Oh gee Ozone! What does it all mean?

    -”BMF”

    Comment by BMF — February 15, 2008 @ 10:18 pm

  13. With condolences and apologies to the good people of Indonesia

    ~6 days after posting “Aceh” on:
    http://ideonexus.com/2008/02/01/ozonatorrrrrrr/

    With special note of “Aceh” in this killer model and technically ~4 days past the 28 primary days of the Persian – Band Aceh – Bhamo Model (1/20 – 26/08) sent to “Ryan Somma” at “ryeguy123@yahoo.com”

    Death by global warming and not “impossible to predict” geology

    “A 7.5 magnitude earthquake near the Indonesian province of Aceh has killed at least seven people and seriously injured 25 others … Many people fled to higher ground, but early tsunami warnings were quickly cancelled. Indonesia’s meteorology and geophysics agency recorded at least two aftershocks in the same area” (“Deaths in Aceh”; radionz.co.nz, 2/21/08).

    Comment by Ozonator — February 20, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

  14. Failing to cite properly the reference material is either plagiarism or lazy:

    I take the admonishment to properly cite Mr. Ozonator’s work quite seriously. You should, too. So here is the MLA citation for this web page:

    Rhodes, Robert J. . “OzOnatORRRRRRRR!!!”. Ideonexus. February 20, 2008 .

    or, alternatively:

    Rhodes, Robert J. Ideonexus: Science Etcetera Venusday, 20080201 Science Etcetera 20080202: OzOnatORRRRRRR!!! 20 Feb. 2008. 20 Feb. 2008 .

    And here it is in APA:

    Rhodes, R. J. (2008). Ideonexus: Science Etcetera Venusday, 20080201 Science Etcetera 20080202: OzOnatORRRRRRR!!! Retrieved Feb. 20, 2008, from http://ideonexus.com/2008/02/01/ozonatorrrrrrr/#comment-2714

    You know. Just in case you need it for a Works Cited page.

    Kristina

    Comment by flyingsirkus — February 20, 2008 @ 9:43 pm

  15. Please to disregard extra February 20, 2008, in MLA Citation #2.

    Thank you,

    Kristina

    Comment by flyingsirkus — February 20, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

  16. “Pollution turns Chinese river system red” (AP; news.yahoo.com, 2/27/08).

    Comment by Ozonator — February 27, 2008 @ 12:25 am

  17. As much as I want to ignore this I can’t. Ozonator, are you predicting pollution and algae blooms now? How does this tie in with your previous statements?

    -BMF

    Comment by BMF — February 27, 2008 @ 1:12 am

  18. “I predict unimpeachable earthquakes from global warming because those extremist Republicans and Christian substitute “slide whistles” for “thermometers” and they set about plagiarizing each other for votes, money, organ harvesting, and mass murders.”

    Another global warming slide whistle and entrail reading from the Mother of Corporate whores using the tune from a dynamo municipal bond hum or the simple dinner bell scream of the corporate blow hard job should finally get an acting award after helping to turn a hemisphere into ExxonMobil’s cooling tower -

    ”RUSH: Big, big, big news on the global warming front … manmade global warming is a total hoax.  It has no basis in fact … they gotta do things to absolve themselves of their sin … lightbulbs … cars … toilet paper in the bathroom … Gore’s movie. … Obama has a bunch of faithful, and so does the manmade global warming hoax …   We could be sliding into a new ice age … global temperatures have dropped big-time … has wiped out one century of warming … anecdotal evidence has been matched up with true scientific evidence, the faithful who buy into this hoax will not be separated from their faithful belief … Mr. New Castrati … Your scrotum is gone” (”The Manmade Global Warming Hoax Thrives on Faith, Not Facts”; Mr. Rush “LABI” Limbaugh of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity extremist Republican and Christian corporate whore downer cow media outlets for plagiarism and Standard Oil$ outlet; rushlimbaugh.com, 2/27/08).

    Contrary to popular “Saturday Night Live” portrayals, it turns out that Bill O’Reilly actually was fair and balanced and appears to be a Nobel Prize winning scholar compared to the standards of Esso-NOAA’s top holocaust denial scientists – Error, Landsea, Pielke, and Inhofe – and outright lies, plagiarism, and virgin sacrifices of LABI Limbaugh (“Did Global Warming Wipe Out Dinosaurs?”; BILL O’REILLY; foxnews.com, 2/27/08).

    Comment by Ozonator — February 28, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

  19. Ozonator,

    Timecube disagrees with you.

    ry

    Comment by ideonexus — March 3, 2008 @ 12:03 am

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