The Internet is a Mirror…
 Hermit Tarot Card |
I test out INTJ (Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging) on the Myers and Briggs personality test, meaning I’m like Isaac Newton, Niels Bohr, and Ada Lovelace. My Riso-Hudson Type Indicator ranks me as Thinker(8), Peacemaker(6), Reformer(4), Skeptic(4), Artist(4), Motivator(4), Helper(3), Generalist(3), Leader(0). I am the Hermit Tarot Card.
According to the Are You a Scientist? quiz, where I got 19/20, I should be involved in the sciences, and am “the original mad scientist!” According to the Nerd Test, I am “Dorky Nerd King,” but I’m practicing to beat that score.
 Dorky Nerd King |
If I were a superhero would be Spider-Man, mostly for being geeky (Superman was a close second). I am science fiction author Gregory Benford “A master literary stylist who is also a working scientist.”
I have the emotional maturity of a 25-year-old. I am zero percent evil.
 I am Angelic |
According to The Cadaver Calculator, my dead body is worth $5,225!!! My body could feed 14 Cannibals. I have a 100% chance of surviving a house cat attack, here’s a breakdown of my Surviving other Animal attacks:
| House Cat | 100% |
| Racoon | 100% |
| Coyote | 100% |
| Medium Sized Dog | 100% |
| Large Dog | 100% |
| Wolf | 100% |
| Small Shark | 93% |
| Large Shark | 75% |
| Predetory Cat | 100% |
| Elephant | 97% |
| Lion or Tiger | 93% |
| Bear | 90% |
| Alligator | 78% |
| Gorilla | 82% |
| Human | 100% |
How did people know anything about themselves before the Internet?
How evil are you?
Comment by ClintJCL — July 11, 2008 @ 5:29 pm
(please delete my FAIL comment)
It says “I am twisted. You are just barely evil.”
Comment by ClintJCL — July 11, 2008 @ 5:30 pm
And I have the emotional maturity of a 24 year old :) Though OKCupid says my “real” age is well over 40.
Comment by ClintJCL — July 11, 2008 @ 5:37 pm
I am neutral. “Moderation towards all things! Although you do have inner demons, you can more than control them, and often find yourself in the position of the peacemaker, balancing things out.”
Comment by Carolyn — July 11, 2008 @ 7:28 pm
Come and get me, housecats, I have a 55% chance of surviving your attack!
Comment by Carolyn — July 11, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
I would survive the housecat with 100% certainty. Apparently my worst chances are against a Gorilla(52%)
Comment by Chriggy — July 11, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
It would appear that the deadly alligator is my nemesis…
-BMF
House Cat: 100% Chance
Racoon: 100% Chance
Coyote: 100% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 100% Chance
Large Dog: 100% Chance
Wolf: 100% Chance
Small Shark: 100% Chance
Large Shark: 82% Chance
Predetory Cat: 100% Chance
Elephant 97% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 97% Chance
Bear: 90% Chance
Alligator: 60% Chance
Gorilla: 82% Chance
Human: 93% Chance
Comment by BMF — July 11, 2008 @ 9:34 pm
I think Bears were what got me when I took it.
Comment by DJ Nicko — July 11, 2008 @ 10:35 pm
I made “Nerd God” last night. Don’t know what I did differently on the test. : )
Comment by ideonexus — July 12, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
Aaawww Maaaaan! That means I need to take that test again. I think I’ll just write a script to do it for me…
-BMF
Comment by BMF — July 12, 2008 @ 3:48 pm