Vicky was googling local trails Saturday morning, when she started getting the following screen for each link she clicked:

Google’s Malware Warning

This is the screen Google provides when it detects a website as having maleware, which is a great service, but why was every link coming up malicious? I ran some searches myself. The White House and Wikipedia were showing up bad:

WhiteHouse.gov has Malware

Microsoft was showing up bad, which kinda makes sense if you consider Vista:

Microsoft.com has Malware

Even this blog was suspect!

ideonexus.com has Malware

But kittens??? Why kittens??? What did kittens every do to anyone???

Kitten Sites have Malware

It was obviously just a bug in Google’s application, and cleared up in fifteen minutes, but it was a fun moment of chaos, as Google blocked access to every link it provided. When something like this happens to a major godlike web-presence like Google, it’s worth documenting.

You think you’re doing some damage? Two plus Two is *shzzzt* ten… IN BASE FOUR, I’M FINE!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! – GLaDOS

Infinite Portals

I had seen previews for this game online, and thought it looked pretty spiffy, but it wasn’t until I dabbled with the flash version that I was really intrigued (plus I found it was priced at $10, a bargain). I haven’t played a puzzle game since the original Tomb Raider, back in 1996, and this one totally sucked me in.

The Computer is Watching

You wake up in a glass cell. A computer, GLaDOS, begins taking you through a series of potentially fatal obstacle courses. “Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test,” she promises.

You Play Chell, an Orphan of “Bring Your Daughter to Work Day” and Equipped with Heel Springs to Survive Falls This Screenshot was captured by Opening two portals next to each other and looking through

To help you navigate each level, you are given an Aperture Gun, which you may shoot into walls, ceilings, and floors to produce portals. You can open portals to cross chasms or drop weights on military drones. Open a portal in the ceiling above you, open one underneath your feet, and you can fall forever, gaining velocity as you do. With this strategy, you can fling yourself across great distances.

Portal Physics Velocity is Maintained, but Direction Changes Credit: Pbroks13 at Wikimedia

The levels are difficult enough to make the game challenging, but easy enough to make you feel smart. The basic game isn’t very long, I beat it in about six hours, but a collection of bonus advanced stages have driven me batty since then.

The Cake is a Lie!!!

Any game is only as good as the story it tells, and in Portal’s case, a delightfully twisted computer provides a witty and insane narration for the action, which itself has you thinking in strange ways. I found myself chuckling throughout the many levels at GLaDOS’ silliness, and even went and downloaded the song Still Alive from the soundtrack, sung by the GLaDOS (voiced by Ellen McLain).

I highly recommend this relaxing, mentally challenging game. It’s a rare treat in a world of first-person-shooters to find something so original and well written. Plus, at $10, you have less than the cost of a DVD at Wal-Mart to risk on what might provide 6-10 hours of fun.

This video of an extremely advanced bonus level of some sort demonstrates Portal’s craziness (The player has disabled the drones somehow in this demo):

Note: Portal is the “spiritual successor” of a freeware game, Narbacular Drop, which is also a puzzle game with portals, however it is a much simpler one.

Another Note: After beating Portal, it’s fun to read the Wikipedia entry for it, as the history behind the game’s story just gets more and more twisted.