How to Bring Down the Mood on LOLCats.com

Post this pic:

LOLCat Mollie i can has hugz?
LOLCat Mollie
“i can has hugz?”

Despite having one of her back legs amputated, skin grafts to her front paws, and one sadly amusing temper tantrum, she has made a full recovery and resumed her position as neighborhood bully. Mollie is a scrapper cat. This picture is definately too sad for the Realisticats.

My brother Jason had some great suggestions to caption this:

“I AM THE NEW BREED OF PINK DOOM RADAR DEATH CALICO!”

In LOLCatSpeak translates: “i r pink doom raydar deth kat,” which definitely works, but Mollie looks way too gosh-darn pathetic to pull this off. Same for these next two:

“50 Cent ain’t got Shit on Me!”

I liked this one:

“I tried inventing the light bulb but Edison’s goons got to me first”

Great joke, science-related, and humorous for anyone aware of Thomas Edison’s penchant for regularly electrocuting cats as a publicity stunt, but too obscure a reference.

This one is strangely inspiring, and captures how I feel about this effort:

“At least I tried…what have you done with your life?”


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