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 LOLCat Mollie “i can has hugz?” |
Despite having one of her back legs amputated, skin grafts to her front paws, and one sadly amusing temper tantrum, she has made a full recovery and resumed her position as neighborhood bully. Mollie is a scrapper cat. This picture is definately too sad for the Realisticats.
My brother Jason had some great suggestions to caption this:
“I AM THE NEW BREED OF PINK DOOM RADAR DEATH CALICO!”
In LOLCatSpeak translates: “i r pink doom raydar deth kat,” which definitely works, but Mollie looks way too gosh-darn pathetic to pull this off. Same for these next two:
“50 Cent ain’t got Shit on Me!”
I liked this one:
“I tried inventing the light bulb but Edison’s goons got to me first”
Great joke, science-related, and humorous for anyone aware of Thomas Edison’s penchant for regularly electrocuting cats as a publicity stunt, but too obscure a reference.
This one is strangely inspiring, and captures how I feel about this effort:
“At least I tried…what have you done with your life?”