BA-BAM! Chris Mooney’s on My Facebook!

Posted on 18th September 2007 by Ryan Somma in Social Networking Scientists - Tags: ,
Chris Mooney on my Facebook

My nefarious plot for global domination of the InterWebbies continues!

Behold! I have added Chris Mooney (pronounced (deep voice) “MOOOOOOOOOOO-NEYYYYY!!!!”) to my Facebook profile of doom!

The Republican War on Science
The Republican
War on Science

Author of The Republican War on Science, the most important book yet published in promoting public awareness of the Bush administration’s pathological interference in scientific research and communication, and Storm World, which has had significant repercussions in the blog world for teaching Global Warming activists what they can and cannot say factually regarding Climate Change’s influence on the strength and frequency of hurricanes.

Mooney gives me a +2 bonus when trying to persuade the politically-minded to support science! Or rather, he would give me a +2 if real life were like a Dungeons & Dragons role-playing-type game where, instead of fighting orcs, you argued with self-righteous nimrods. That’s because Mooney is part of the Speaking Science 2.0 lecture series, working with Matthew Nisbet to teach the scientifically literate how to frame their debate points surrounding scientific issues (Be Positive, Keep It Simple).

Each scientist who accepts me as a “friend” on a social networking site unwittingly becomes part of my maleficent machinations. Soon I shall unleash the insidious Phase II of my evil mad-scientist scheming type things!

Chris Mooney shall make a fine addition to my collection.

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Robert Jordan Dead at 58

Posted on 17th September 2007 by Ryan Somma in Mediaphilism - Tags: ,
Wheel of Time Book I
Wheel of Time Book I
Eye of the World

…and millions of fanboys around the world scream, in their best impression of Darth Vadar realizing Padmé Amidala has died by his hand, “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I am so glad I stopped reading the Wheel of Time series at book six.

Robert Jordan’s WoT series was hands-down the most exhaustively-detailed, prolific, and engaging fantasy series I have ever had the pleasure of reading… for the first six books. I got 50 pages into book seven and realized I had no idea what was going on. There were now so many characters, plots, and subplots that I would have to go back and re-read the previous six 1000-page books again to get back up to speed.

#$%@ that, I thought, I’ll just wait till he finishes the damn thing and read them all on an extended vacation.

Over the years, friends of mine who continued to faithfully follow the series said the books were declining in quality. Nothing was happening. The online communities were starting to gripe also.

Then, in the last few years, the books recaptured their momentum and people were starting to regain interest in them. Fans were re-reading the whole series over and over again with each new book. Books 8-11 all hit #1 on the NYT’s bestseller list.

Then Robert Jordan got fatally ill, but was promising to finish the series before he died. Book 11 came out, and he was thinking he could bring things to a satisfying close with two more books… maybe three.

This #$%@er’s gonna die before he finishes it, I thought sadly. I was really looking forward to being able to read the complete series, but still not willing to invest the time, energy, and emotions in a story that may never have an ending. On Sunday, September 16th, 2007 Robert Jordan’s 17-years of effort ended unconcluded.

Did I mention how glad I am that I stopped reading this series at book six? There’s a lesson in here somewhere. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for he, not me! : P

I hope he didn’t die of shame after reading the final installment of my Fantasy VS Science Fiction series of articles over at my now defunct ideonexus beta blog (that’s right, I blogwhore on my own blog! What of it???).

Anyways… to all you Robert Jordan fans, I have one thing to say, SUCKERS!!!!

Ha! Ha! Bite me fanboys! Thpppt!!!


Associated Press: Author Robert Jordan Dies

Happy Constitution Day

Posted on 17th September 2007 by Ryan Somma in Enlightenment Warrior,science holidays - Tags:

Working on a military base for six years has given me a certain reverence for the American flag. Many mornings I’ve watched the morning flag-raising from my truck as base police stop traffic to prevent it interfering with the ceremony, noticing those days it peaks briefly before descending to half-mast on remembrance days or the passing of high-ranking public servants, and watched it taken down at day’s closing, folded up, and kept safe through the night.

I believe in freedom of speech, so I accept the legality of flag desecration as a means of protest. However much it offends me, I’m emotionally mature enough to recognize that’s the point. They have a right to say and do things that offend me, I don’t have a right not to be offended.

I forgive misguided patriots who slap flag bumper stickers on their cars, wear flag boxers, or leave their flags hanging out all night to grow dew-soaked and moldy. Just as I am a lazy environmentalist, I can accept lazy patriots.

But this is just grotesque grandstanding:

God Bless This Porta Potty!

God Bless This Porta Potty!

Carl Sagan argued that we and our children should pledge allegiance to the United States Constitution every morning, to emphasize the meaning of American principles, rather than treat our flag and our country like a sports team, rooting for it right or wrong. Promising to “bring Democracy” to a country shouldn’t be a threat.

We could do with a little more philosophical patriotism in America, and a little less crass patriotic pageantry.

Just my thoughts for this Constitution Day.

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Software Freedom Day

Posted on 15th September 2007 by Ryan Somma in Geeking Out,science holidays
Ubuntu Install

In honor of Software Freedom Day, I am making a concerted effort to install Ubuntu on one of my computers. I would much rather be hanging out at Bug Fest in Raleigh, but I don’t have the gas money or time this weekend. Unlike all my previous attempts to install that stupefyingly complex OS, Linux, I hear Ubuntu is much more accessible. We’ll see.

Software Freedom isn’t just about shareware, copyrights, and copylefts. It’s about transparency in applications that have become an indispensable part of our lives. If we don’t have access to what’s going on under the hood of Microsoft Windows or Mac OS, then we are susceptible to unscrupulous corporate schemes such as the Sony Rootkit Scandal, where the company installed spyware on computers playing its CDs, opening security holes for viruses and crashing Windows computers everywhere.

Closed-source software also prevents users from being a part of computer science, stifling programming innovation and competition. Every single time a new version of Windows has come out, I’ve had to buy a new computer to support it. Open-source operating systems don’t get more bloated and hardware-intensive with new versions. They get more efficient and more secure, because everyone is hacking them and everyone is improving them. Microsoft Vista is bad for the environment, and I’m not installing it. Fart on you Bill Gates.


Linux Chix R Hawt

Here are some of my favorite open-source projects:

Ubuntu: An operating system with a philosophy. That alone makes this user-friendly flavor of Linux way past cool. There are many flavors of Ubuntu also, from the children’s educational Edubuntu to the scientific Scibuntu. The world “Ubuntu” is a Southern African in origin and reflects the ethics of humanist philosophy. My favorite translation of the word is, “I am because you are.”

One Laptop per Child (OLPC): Although these laptops have failed in their goal of coming in under $100, the OLPC laptops do include some incredible design innovations, from a hand-crank power source to a picture-based operating system that overcomes language and literacy barriers. The laptops will bring Internet access to third world countries and will automatically network with other OLPCs in their vicinity.

Freedom Toaster: The first world is flooding the third world with our old computer equipment, and we all know Microsoft doesn’t support anything but its latest version of Windows; therefore, these countries must turn to open-source operating systems to bring them into the Information Age, but access to such programs are difficult when you don’t have an internet connection. Freedom Toasters are computer kiosks running Ubuntu that are set up to burn CDs of the latest open-source softwares for distribution and overcome the bandwidth hindrance.

MIT OpenCourseWare: Open source is egalitarian. If everyone has access to the Internet, then theoretically everyone could have access to a College Education. MIT is working to make this a reality by putting videos of their courses and course materials online for free.

Open Office: This software is just like Microsoft Office, fully compatible with Microsoft document file types, and it’s free and open source. I’ve heard mixed reviews from fully positive to cautiously positive. My attempt to get it running today failed miserably, but that might be a bad hard drive in what is now my Ubuntu box.

Second Life: This virtual world is now open source, and is free so long as you don’t want to own property in it. As popular as it is, however, it will remain restricted until it becomes like the World Wide Web, and allows everyone to not just play in it, but host it as well. I see a lot of potential here.


Ubuntu has finished loading, and now I’m looking into the multitude of free softwares I can run on it. I’m already digging the multiple desktops and the screensavers, which include cosmos slideshows, galaxy collision simulations, and this nifty MC Escher ants on a mobius strip 3-D model:

Ubuntu Mobius Strip Screen Saver

Happy Software Freedom Day!

You Know It’s Bad When the Computer Starts Mocking You

Posted on 14th September 2007 by Ryan Somma in Geeking Out - Tags:

So we’ve been training a new programmer at work on VBScript and ASP for our logistics software at the Coast Guard base, and this week my team leader and I thought it was a good time to give him a JavaScript-intense task to accomplish. JavaScript is one of the more frustrating web-based solutions because it’s difficult to troubleshoot, very touchy about bad syntax, and can easily run away from you with unintended consequences.So the junior programmer is, understandably, getting pretty frustrated trying to accomplish his envisioned solution and is worried about bothering me too much with questions about different problems he’s experiencing. Over my shoulder I can hear quiet dings through his speakers as error messages keep popping up in his application.

“Oh great,” I hear him huff and I turn around to find him shaking his head. “Now the application’s mocking me.”

On his screen I can see the following message:

When A computer Mocks You

“NaN” stands for the “Not a Number” JavaScript error.

EFF RIAA vs The People Report

Posted on 14th September 2007 by Ryan Somma in Enlightenment Warrior
Robotic Intergalactic Astro Artists
Robotic Intergalactic
Astro-Artists
(RIAA)

Let me begin this post with the following caveat: P2P Sharing of Copyrighted Music is WRONG. It is stealing, and there is no rationalizing our way out of it even though most of us, myself included, have done it from time to time.

That being said, I’d also like to add: Frak the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).

If you haven’t read the Electronic Frontier Foundation’s (EFF) recent publication, “RIAA v. The People: Four Years Later (PDF Warning),” it makes a pretty damning case that the RIAA is just as immoral–no, more immoral than those they are prosecuting:

The organization recently targeted a fully disabled widow and veteran for downloading over 500 songs she already owned. The veteran’s mobility was limited; by downloading the songs onto her computer, she was able to access the music in the room in which she primarily resides. The RIAA offered to settle for $2000—but only if the veteran provided a wealth of private information regarding her disability and her finances. (Emphasis mine.)

John Paladuk was an employee of C&N railroad for 36 years and suffered a stroke in 2006 which left his entire left side paralyzed, and severely impaired his speech, leaving him disabled with his disability check as his only source of income. Despite this, the RIAA has filed suit in Michigan against Mr. Paladuk, even though he lived in Florida at the time of the alleged infringement and has no knowledge of file sharing.

How many innocent people has the RIAA sued?

In addition to Sarah Ward, the grandmother wrongly accused in the very first round of lawsuits, the RIAA in early 2005 sued Gertrude Walton of Mount Hope, West Virginia, who had passed away months before.60 In yet another case, Lee Thao of Wisconsin was sued for sharing files when both the RIAA and the ISP overlooked the fact that Mr. Thao was not actually a customer of the ISP at the time of the alleged infringement, though his old cable modem remained registered to his name.

As if these injustices weren’t enough, the RIAA then goes lower than naked mole rat poop with its “deterrence and education initiative,” where they send threatening letters to college students demanding they pay $3,000 or be sued:

…those receiving pre-litigation letters can simply settle their cases by paying the settlement with a credit card, without any aspect of the case ever entering the legal system. This in turn saves the recording industry a substantial sum of money by completely avoiding the costs associated with actually having to file a “John Doe” suit. The “reduced” settlement amount, in other words, represents the record companies’ savings from cutting out the middleman—our justice system.

So the RIAA’s changing its business model. Since it wasn’t able to keep up with the swift pace of technological change and incredible expansion of choice the InterWebs have brought consumers, it’s going into the business of suing those consumers.


As the EFF convincingly demonstrates, these lawsuits are doing nothing to slow down P2P use and other sharing methods, such as CD/DVD ripping, and the effects are devastating to the music industry, where CD sales are down 20% from 2006.The EFF’s proposed solution would make money and increase competition in the marketplace: Offer a subscription-based, download-all-you-want (DRM free) online service. This business model has been suggested for Rhapsody and other music download services, but all of these come with DRM, which disables the music if you let your subscription lapse.If they won’t offer consumers this choice, there is the option to sue them right back:

Debbie Foster was originally sued in November of 2004 when an account she owned was found to be sharing files. Foster admitted owning the account but was ignorant of any file sharing software.68 A year and a half after filing suit, the RIAA dismissed the case. In July 2007, the court awarded Ms. Foster $68,685 in attorneys fees, marking the first time the RIAA has been ordered to pay a defendant’s fees. In the meantime, the RIAA has sued Foster’s 20-year old daughter for the alleged file sharing.

Single-mom Dawnell Leadbetter is also fighting to get her attorney’s fees paid after two years of litigation with the RIAA.71 After having his case dismissed, Rolando Amurao countersued for a declaration of non-infringement and a finding of copyright misuse. Meanwhile, accused filesharer Suzy Del Cid filed a number of counterclaims against the RIAA, including claims of trespass, computer fraud, civil extortion, and civil conspiracy.

Another way to fight the RIAA, and my personal favorite, is to boycott their product. Why let them tell us what we should listen to? There’s plenty of great, and free, stuff out there. Like that fantabulous album recently put out by that other RIAA, the Robotic Intergalactic Astro-Artists.

Check it out and enjoy.

Creationist Answer Wheel

Posted on 13th September 2007 by Ryan Somma in Enlightenment Warrior - Tags:

Dear Creationist Friends,

Are you tired of all those troubling questions Evolutionists are always throwing at you? Rebuking questions like, “What’s with all the fossils?” and “Why do we have appendixes?” and “Genesis chapter one and two contradict each other, which is the real story of creation?” can really push a believer to sell their clothes and buy a sword (Luke 22:36)!

But despair not! To make life easier on you, we’ve developed this handy “Creationist Answer Wheel.” Anytime a heathen challenges the truth, just give the wheel a spin and smite them with god’s grace!

Happy Witnessing!

Creationist Answer Wheel
Creationist Answer Wheel

Anniversary of the 9/11 Tragedy of 1857

Posted on 11th September 2007 by Ryan Somma in Enlightenment Warrior

Today marks the 150th anniversary of a dark and tragic even in American history, when a group of religious fanatics brutally slaughtered unarmed men, women, and children. On Sept. 11, 1857, at the Mountain Meadows Massacre, Mormon fanatics murdered more than 120 settlers who were passing through Utah on their way to California. The Mormons had assured the pioneers safe passage if they disarmed and surrendered after a force of Paiute Indians and Mormon soldiers had laid siege to the Francher-Baker wagon train for five days.

Imagine No Religion

A person’s faith or lack thereof has absolutely no bearing on the morality of their behavior. Hitler and Stalin were Atheists, the 9/11 hijackers and Taliban were Muslims, the genocidal Crusaders and Spanish Inquisitors were Christians, the Old Testament chronicles the many horrendous atrocities committed by followers of the Jewish faith, Hindus in India have slaughtered entire villages of Muslims in recent years, and Zen Buddhists were complacent in Japanese war atrocities in WWII.

So what is the common thread that ties the Hindu Ghandi, Catholic Mother Theresa, Buddhist Dali Lama, Jewish Albert Einstein, Deist Thomas Jefferson, Muslim Saladin, and Atheist Isaac Asimov together? What motivates and inspires all these famous humanists to their great works?

Perhaps it’s as simple as Thomas Paine, the Atheist who inspired the American Revolution, put it, “My country is the world and my religion is to do good.”


The critically-panned film September Dawn is reported to dramatically reenact the events at Mountain Meadows; however, the independent documentary film Burying the Past, which purports to explore the eye-witness accounts, forensic evidence, and cover-up by the Mormon Church, has received much better reviews. I have not seen either film.

Bora Zivkovic is on My Facebook B!#@$s!!!

Posted on 10th September 2007 by Ryan Somma in Social Networking Scientists - Tags: ,
  • Bora Zivkovic on Facebook
    Bora Zivkovic
    on Facebook

    This is like collecting sports cards, only scientists!!! Ha! Ha! Time to sell the comic book collection, I’ve found a new hobby.

    Bora Zivkovic runs A Blog Around the Clock, works as the “Online Community Manager” at Public Library of Science (PLoS-ONE), one of the two main organizers for the annual NC Science Blogging Conference, one of the organizers for the Open Laboratory annual best-of science blogging book, and his “scientific specialty is chronobiology (circadian rhythms and photoperiodism)”–what I consider a very obscure specialty, but one he covers in an entertaining manner without being pedantic.

    While there aren’t specific posts of Zivkovic’s that stand out in my mind, I am perpetually blown away by the incredible stream of clock quotes, blog rolls, events, and news articles that he references on his blog. As one of the most prolific writers on ScienceBlogs, he is one of the many reasons I had to switch my RSS feed there from all blogs to just the “Select” feed to keep from getting overwhelmed.

    Zivkovic is also an activist blogger, helping to expose the attacks on open-source science and blogger lashback, recent developments in political interference in science, and promotes using Blogs as Weapons in the war against the proprietary establishment.

    And did I mention he’s now on my facebook friends? BOO-YAA!!!

    There’s gotta be a Science Scouts badge for this one. If not, there needs to be one. The “I have X Scientists on my MySpace/Facebook Profile” badge.

    I’ve already got the “I may look like a scientist but I’m actually also a ninja” badge:

    Ninja Scientist
    Ninja Scientist
    I blog about science
    I blog
    about science
    I can be a prick when it comes to science
    I can be a prick
    when it comes
    to science
    Some of my Science Scouts Badges
  • Letter to the Editor About Michael Vick: Vick shouldn’t play in NFL again

    Posted on 10th September 2007 by Ryan Somma in Enlightenment Warrior

    Heard last week on NPR’s “Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!” on what Leona Helmsley’s dog, Trouble, is going to do with the $12 million she’s inherited:

    “She’s going to buy a bunch of professional football players and angry them up.”


    After reading the letter to the editor “Anger at Vick disproportionate” in my local paper concerning Michael Vick’s dog-torturing, I was compelled to respond. Today the Daily Advance published my letter, “Vick shouldn’t play in NFL again.” Since this link will go dead in a few weeks, and I’m not too fond of the way the editor modified it (usually they greatly improve on my submissions), I’m posting my original here:

    Michael Vick was the sportsman who got me following college football. So crucial were his talents to the Virginia Tech football team, that I remember when Vick couldn’t play due to an injury, Coach Beamer went ahead and put him on the field anyway, his leg in a cast in an attempt to keep from losing a game. Vick’s professional football career had so much hope that the Falcons were rearranging their entire team around taking advantage of Vick’s talents. I even owned a #7 Vick football jersey.

    Not anymore. The millions of dollars Vick would have earned from his football career have vanished, and his luxuriant lifestyle will soon be replaced with months or years of prison time.

    And for what? A dog-fighting operation. He threw it all away to indulge in strangling, electrocuting, hanging, drowning, and forcing dogs to tear each other apart in a ring for his amusement. The more than 50 dogs still living at Vick’s home are so irreparably brutalized that they must be euthanized, because they have been raised to be killers.

    Public outrage over Vick’s crime has everything to do maintaining a healthy society. The serial killer, Jeffery Dahmer, abused and killed dogs as a youth, as do many psychopaths. By safeguarding the welfare of “man’s best friend” we are safeguarding the human race as well.

    Football players are public figures. They are idols and heroes in addition to being superstars. We and the NFL have a responsibility not to put someone who butchers dogs for their own decadent amusement back in the game for our children to admire and look up to. Michael Vick must never play professional football again.

    There was a lot more I wanted to vent, but you can only say so much with a 300-word limit.

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