Alien Peeping Toms
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
Space Aliens Grille & Bar
Photo by dacotahsgirl
I am 99.9 percent certain that the video of an alien peeking through a window is a fabrication. I am aware of the experts who have examined the video and claim its authenticity, but, to my mind, this is like having experts certify Dittoheads have hearts, no matter how realistic the video, the content remains nonsense.
Why would someone something capable of traversing the vast chasms of space, distances in hundreds of lightyears, need to sneak up and peek through a window??? The aliens have mastered interstellar voyages, but never figured out how to put two convex lenses together to make a telescope? Here on Earth, engineers have developed technology that can see through walls, and yet ET has to stand on its tippy-toes to get a look at a human living room?
What possible scientific data are aliens getting from looking at a human living room anyway? Right now anyone within a 50 lightyear radius of Earth is watching our 1957 I Love Lucy episodes. They can see all the human living rooms they want by tuning into a few of our television broadcasts!
Why doesn’t this ET just plug into our Internet? There is nothing Klaatu is going to see with a real-life look at a human dwelling that they can’t get on YouTube. We should be looking for aliens hanging out in coffee shops, leaching off the free wi-fi, not snooping around our backyards like bug-eyed perverts.
If there are aliens observing us, they are doing so with satellites the size of microchips. They aren’t visiting in person, they are using nanobots, remote exploration, just as we use rovers to explore Mars.
And don’t even get me started on everything that’s wrong with the whole alien abduction for invasive medical experimentation silliness.
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Space Aliens Grille & Bar Photo by dacotahsgirl |
I am 99.9 percent certain that the video of an alien peeking through a window is a fabrication. I am aware of the experts who have examined the video and claim its authenticity, but, to my mind, this is like having experts certify Dittoheads have hearts, no matter how realistic the video, the content remains nonsense.
Why would someone something capable of traversing the vast chasms of space, distances in hundreds of lightyears, need to sneak up and peek through a window??? The aliens have mastered interstellar voyages, but never figured out how to put two convex lenses together to make a telescope? Here on Earth, engineers have developed technology that can see through walls, and yet ET has to stand on its tippy-toes to get a look at a human living room?
What possible scientific data are aliens getting from looking at a human living room anyway? Right now anyone within a 50 lightyear radius of Earth is watching our 1957 I Love Lucy episodes. They can see all the human living rooms they want by tuning into a few of our television broadcasts!
Why doesn’t this ET just plug into our Internet? There is nothing Klaatu is going to see with a real-life look at a human dwelling that they can’t get on YouTube. We should be looking for aliens hanging out in coffee shops, leaching off the free wi-fi, not snooping around our backyards like bug-eyed perverts.
If there are aliens observing us, they are doing so with satellites the size of microchips. They aren’t visiting in person, they are using nanobots, remote exploration, just as we use rovers to explore Mars.
And don’t even get me started on everything that’s wrong with the whole alien abduction for invasive medical experimentation silliness.
