Archive for February, 2008

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Science Etcetera Jupiterday, 20080207

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

ClimatePrediction.net

ClimatePrediction.net

  • Discover Magazine has the 14 Best Ways to Use Your Computer’s Spare Time, I agree with them that climateprediction.net’s Distributed Computing Climate Modeling software probably best makes up for your computer’s carbon footprint… or at least gives you a better idea of the havoc you’re doing the world on down the line.
  • Although Super Tuesday didn’t settle things for the Democrats, it did settle things for Global Warming policy, as all the viable candidates support cap-and-trade programs to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, that means McCain too.
  • Democrat? Republican? Libertarian? Socialist? It could be in your genes.
  • Just in time for Single’s Awareness Day (aka. “Valentine’s Day”), the Japanese have grown Blue Roses.
  • Bonn scientists are simulating dinosaur digestion in the lab in order to find out how the animals got so enormous on a diet of plants.
  • Way past cool. Teaching The Rock Cycle using Poprocks and Chewing Gum. Science never tasted so sweet.
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    The National Debt, “Grandchild Tax”

    Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

    Children are living messages we send to a time we will not see.

    - John W. Whitehead

    Dear Babyboomers,

    I just wanted to wish you congratulations on your impending retirement. Could you do Generation X, Y, the Millennials, and so forth a favor before you go, and please clean up your $7,000,000,000,000 mess before leaving the workforce?

    I hope you enjoyed the roads, national security, law enforcement, regulatory agencies, agricultural subsidies, clean water, social services, generalized scientific research, public schools, consumer protections, and emergency response services America’s $8.5 trillion credit account provided you, not to mention your impending monthly Social Security check and Medicaid benefits, but just because you’re going to die in a few decades doesn’t mean that obligation will go away.

    You see, taxes cut while running a national debt are actually taxes deferred. They are passed along to your children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. “Grandchild Tax” is far more apropos a descriptor for your decades of irresponsible spending than “National Debt.”

    This debt is intergenerational tyranny. Babyboomers are oppressors, levying a tax on their unborn descendents who lack the existence to defend themselves. This is taxation without representation.

    This gargantuan debt puts us at China’s mercy, threatens the GDP, and, worst of all, loots American citizens’ futures.

    Your parents, the Greatest Generation, sacrificed so much to bring you a better world, but that world was on loan to you and you have a responsibility to pass it along to your progeny in fair condition.

    If you will not act responsibly, then history will hold you responsible.

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    Science Etcetera Mercuryday, 20080206

    Wednesday, February 6th, 2008
  • Two analyses of the Bush budget, one for Science Funding and one for the Environment. It’s a mixed bag on both accounts.
  • UN University launches an OpenCourseWare portal, contributing even more resources for free higher-education online for the world to access (maybe even on their OLPCs).
  • The Tempest Prognosticator is a Barometer that uses leeches to predict storms. Yeesh.
  • Holly Hostess won’t take her meds to kill off all the parasites she has living on her because she’s a lonely girl and they are her only friends. That’s the story behind the Parasite Pals Kids Site. Pardon me while I curl up in a corner and suck my thumb until the world gets less disturbing. (HT Science Punk)
  • Garson Romalis, who has survived two nearly-successful murder attempts on his life, explains Why he is an abortion doctor, and the stories he tells show how the Anti-Choice movement is more inhumane than the medical procedure they fight against.
  • Bioethicists have a new conundrum to ponder as Scientists make embryos with DNA from 3 people. The process may be used to eliminate genetic predispositions to diseases in children whose parents carry the genes.
  • After poachers hunted them to dangerously low numbers, Rhinos are Recovering nicely.
  • The same cannot be said for the Polar Bear, which Activists want put on the endangered list before Alaska oil sale this week.
  • Fat People are Cheaper to Treat medically, because they die much earlier than healthy people.
  • People are visiting the Great Outdoors less as Virtual Worlds take over. Who needs AI’s to build the Matrix, when we’re more than happy to jump into it and forget about reality on our own?
  • This documentary about virtual worlds, Second Skin, further support the above statement:


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    Science Etcetera Moonday, 20080204

    Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

    Shuttle Discovery Approaching ISS

    Shuttle Discovery Approaching ISS

  • Angela Gunn has the 60-second analysis of the 2009 NASA Budget, there’s good and bad news there.
  • It is a dark day for the cool kids club, as Iran joins the space race. Booooo!!!
  • While the bad news is that the 2009 Bush budget is a disaster for HIV/AIDS research, the good news is that all the Presidential hopefuls (with a snowball’s chance in hell of getting elected) strongly support science, although this might just be a case of lowered expectations.
  • National Geographic has a photoset chronicling the dramatic Drying of the West.
  • Behold! The World’s Largest Wind Turbine.
  • Hubba. Hubba. Stillettos boost a woman’s sex life, by strengthening the muscles involved in orgasm.
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    Just Science 2008

    Monday, February 4th, 2008

    I just wanted to take a moment to direct readers to Just Science 2008 a collection of bloggers who have all agreed to blog only science this week and post at least once a day. There’s some head-spinning technical stuff up there and some very witty writing as well.

    I had originally signed up for the event early in January; however, dropped out when I realized this week was Super Tuesday and there was no way I was gonna be able to think about Science while checking the polls every five minutes. I’ve got a couple more political missives coming this week, and then I promise to get back to more thought-provoking stuff… well, thought-provoking on my level, which is like “sniffing glue in the High School Boys Room” kinda thought-provoking.

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    For What It’s Worth, Please Vote Barack Obama

    Monday, February 4th, 2008

    Barack Obama

    Barack Obama

    Barack Obama came out of nowhere, delivering a suprise inspirational speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, and writing two books Dreams from My Father and The Audacity of Hope, both of which revealed a remarkably intellectual individual who believes in Enlightenment ideals.

    In the last four years, Obama has proven himself undefeatable in debate, delivering what youtube fans have dubbed the Obama SmackDown, where Obama refutes his opponents talking points with a finely articulated irrefutable rational response. The man cannot be Swift-Boated. Unlike Hillary Clinton, who simply has too much political history to sour her candidacy, and who cannot unite the country behind her. America has some very tough times ahead, and we need a real uniting force to get us through them.

    I’ve loved this passage from Audacity of Hope, where Obama describes a computer monitor showing World Wide Web traffic patterns:

    The image was mesmerizing, more organic than mechanical, as if I were glimpsing the early stages of some accelerating evolutionary process, in which all the boundaries between men–nationality, race, religion, wealth–were rendered invisible and irrelevant, so that the physicist in Cambridge, the bond trader in Tokyo, the student in a remote Indian village, and the manager of a Mexico City department store were drawn into a single constant, thrumming conversation, time and space giving way to a world spun entirely of light.

    I have been so inspired by Barack Obama’s message and his rationality, that for the first time in my life, I was have donated $100 to a political campaign, Obama needs all the support he can get to edge into the lead for this Super-Tuesday.

    Barack Obama understands what the future is about.

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    Science Etcetera Moonday, 20080204

    Monday, February 4th, 2008
    Panamanian Golden Frog
    Panamanian Golden Frog
    Photo by Jeff Kubina
  • A moment of silence for the now extinct Panamanian Golden Frog.
  • Still not convinced there’s life on Mars? Then how do you explain this Happy Face??? HuH? Stupid skeptical jerks.
  • This sort of thing was also predicted in the film Bladerunner, Dr Craig Venter wrote his name in the first artificial genome.
  • Remember that zero-emissions coal plant I was so excited about? Bush dropped federal support for it, essentially killing it. (Only 350 more days left in office… Only 350 more days left in office…)
  • Check out this old film of LSD being Tested on British Troops, I really hope those guns aren’t loaded (HT Science Punk):


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    Correction: The Panamanian Golden frog has been extinct in the wild for over a year now, the significance of the article is that documentary makers caught the frogs in an elaborate mating dance, a sort of “last wave goodbye,” before extinction… This is what I get for blogging during the superbowl.

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    Adventuring: Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History: Hall of Fossils

    Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

    The Hall of Fossils

    Trilobite Growth Cycle

    Trilobite Growth Cycle

    Walking through the Hall of Fossils is walking through time, from the earliest rocks to modern humans, the extensive collection of original fossils and cast skeletons either makes creationists very silly or god very deceptive.

    You can view the complete flickr set here.

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    Science Etcetera 20080202

    Saturday, February 2nd, 2008
    Saturn's Moon Iapetus

    Saturn’s Moon Iapetus
    Image by NASA

  • Using images from the Cassini flybys and filling in the poles with Voyager images, NASA Scientists were able construct a Map of Saturn’s Moon Iapetus.
  • Women’s studies have always been offered, ivory has always been banned, and their Professors will be men and women in equal numbers, meet the Class of 2011.
  • A Finnish patient has received a new jawbone grown from in his abdomen using stem cells.
  • Driving an SUV in London will now cost $50 Per Day, Hybrids drive free.
  • Does being No Longer necessary for sperm production, make men obsolete for reproduction?
  • Now that we’ve got one for ovarian cancer, is a Vaccine for Prostate Cancer around the corner?
  • In celebration of Explorer’s anniversary, NASA Broadcasts Beatles “Across the Universe” to Polaris, the RIAA followed the broadcast with a cease and desist order (ht Carolyn (for the joke), Clint (for the link), and Flying Sirkus (for this cool cover of the song)):


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    OzOnatORRRRRRR!!!

    Friday, February 1st, 2008

    Blogging has introduced me lots of wonderfully intelligent, thoughtful people with whom I both agree and disagree. Blogging has also opened me up to the apparent ravings of lunatics as well. Behold, a sample of what ended up in my inbox last month:

    First the quakes from global warming, then my “unusually” correct quake predictions providing warning, and then the words of those guilty of these crimes against nature and humanity. I predict unimpeachable earthquakes from global warming because those extremist Republicans and Christian substitute “slide whistles” for “thermometers” and they set about plagiarizing each other for votes, money, organ harvesting, and mass murders. Overlapping with the week of 12/30/07 - 1/5/08, only the predicted choke point of Central America has moved far north to the US/Canada/Pacific region with potential for a major volcanic eruption. (These 3 choke points also correspond to the lobes of tectonics on Mars.) Proving global warming denial is just not an extremist river in Egypt, I present the Prophet Moses and a “red” Nile leaching hidden evil from the Pharaoh to modern Evil Inhofe, Cardinal Pell, and Dr. Dobson exporting evil to Greece

    This is maybe 1/10th of the full e-mail, and it doesn’t get anymore coherent anywhere else. I found fourteen more e-mails just like this in my spam folder a month later, all from Robert J Rhodes, aka. “The Ozonator.”

    OzOnatORRRRRRR!!!

    My first suspicion was that this was spam-mail language, randomly generated content designed to get around a spam filter; however, not only is this odd-john filling my spam folder with this bizarre, stream-of-consciousness stuff, but he’s blasting it in comments sections all over the web, like here, here, here, here, here, and here.

    Strangest of all, there doesn’t seem to be any purpose to it. Everyone in the comments threads ignores it, and all the e-mails after the first automatically went to my spam-folder. “The Ozonator” is putting a fantastic amount of time and energy into composing nonsense and putting it online.

    But then I suppose the same could be said of me. : )

    OzOnatORRRRRRR!!!

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    Science Etcetera Venusday, 20080201

    Friday, February 1st, 2008
  • The more exciting the sports event, the heavier strain on the fan’s heart, so take care this Superbowl Sunday.
  • Got blue eyes? Then you’re a mutant, and can trace your genes back to a common ancestor who lived in the near east area or northwest part of the Black Sea region 6,000 to 10,000 years ago. Don’t mind this spray can of mutant repellant I’ve got hidden behind my back.
  • Why did most Americans believe Al Qaeda was in Iraq, and that we found WMDs there? Scientific American explores How the Media Messes with Your Mind
  • Reaping what we’ve sown, the Western US drought is ‘man-made’, and it’s only going to get worse.
  • Democrats and Republicans perform the same amount of ‘green’ actions, which is to say that, despite our calls for greener behavior, we don’t practice what we preach.
  • And now a moment of Science, Burning Salts (HT BMF):