Archive for February, 2008

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Science Etecetera Jupiter, 20080214

Thursday, February 14th, 2008
Carl Sagan Valentine

Carl Sagan Valentine

  • Happy Valentine’sSingle’s Awareness Day. The day our corporate overlords pressure the shy and socially awkward to venture out of their meek shells to propose to their secret crushes. But don’t despair, get inspired with these Science Valentines!!!
  • Is he or she a “dream date?” More likely a social chameleon. Best to go with someone more socially awkward who will commit. LiveScience explains Why Perfect Dates Make Lousy Partners
  • Wired Magazine’s Sharon Weinberger describes what it was like to get hit with the Sonic “Puke” Ray, a non-lethal weapon being promoted in Israel.
  • Yesterday, I criticized Mayor Bloomberg for saying Global Warming could wipe out the human race, today a report by the British Government warns that Global Warming Effects Could Kill 10,000 in the UK by 2012.
  • Al Gore had two factual errors in An Inconvenient Truth Lomborg’s The Skeptical Environmentalist had 110. Bite me Dittoheads!
  • Came in under my radar, but Maths won at the Grammys. w00t!
  • What’s the most environmentally safe choice on the seafood menu? Text this number to find out.
  • A shirt filled with nanowires produces electricity for gadgets.
  • I was very surprised at some of the places that made the list, but if you’re looking for an environmentally-friendly place to live, browse America’s 50 Greenest Cities.
  • Gorillas photographed Mating Face to Face.
  • And now a moment of science psychedelia, check out this gallery of Interesting Knots. The site calls them “Symmetric Energy Pictures,” but that doesn’t mean anything as far I could determine. Correct me if I’m wrong. They look cool and could inspire some speculation into real scientific areas.
  • Symmetric Energy Pictures

    “Symmetric Energy Pictures”

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    Bloomberg’s Hyperbole

    Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

    New York mayor Michael Bloomberg has been quoted in the New York Sun as making the following statement to the UN General Assembly:

    “Terrorists kill people. Weapons of mass destruction have the potential to kill an enormous amount of people,” Mr. Bloomberg told reporters after addressing the U.N. General Assembly, but “global warming in the long term has the potential to kill everybody.”

    Dittoheads love it when politicians make this sort of innocent mistake, and with such a famine of scientific data to support their skepticism of Global Warming, they are all ready jumping all over this statement as if it were the only news on the issue in months.

    In fact, the Drudge Report has given it one of it’s top headline spots, so we can just imagine all the Dittoheads dancing naked around a stone-monument to Rush Limbaugh tonight (Not a carved monument, just an ordinary rock, as all semi-round, lumpy rocks look like Rush Limbaugh), jiggling and chanting “Ooga-Booga! Ooga-Booga! Ooga-Booga!“–on second thought, don’t imagine that. It’s gross.

    While his overall points were valid and Bloomberg’s one extreme statement was not technically untrue, it did venture to far into the uncertain realm of speculation. We don’t know how the Earth is going to ultimately react to a long-term and sustained build up of greenhouse emissions. Is it possible that our planet could experience the runaway greenhouse effect that gives our cosmic neighbor, Venus, its sulfuric rain and semi-molten rock surface? Hypothetically, yes, but we lack the data to see that far into the future.

    In his book Storm World Chris Mooney points out that it was inaccurate for AGW proponents to blame hurricane Katrina on Global Warming. Hurricanes of such strength will happen regardless of Climate Change. What Global Warming will do is increase the frequency of such powerful storms.

    This is the tightwalk of articulating the Global Warming threat that science-minded people must navigate. While Dittoheads can say whatever unsupportable inane thing that comes into their heads, we have the responsibility to provide the clearest understanding of scientific issues we have available to us at the time.

    It’s hard to imagine humans not surviving Global Warming, we are amazingly adaptable, and we will innovate our way through the challenges Climate Change will bring. It’s incredible what we can achieve when we pull together for a common purpose. E Pluribus Unum, after all.

    But the issue here is why should it have to come to that? Why should the human race incur the unimaginable expenses of time and resources it will take to engineer protections against a changing climate that’s our own fault?

    Why not simply choose to change our behaviors and preempt the whole thing so we aren’t forced into changing our behaviors by having to build levees against rising sea levels, pest-control for the ticks and killer bees that will thrive, changing the crops and livestock we farm as gardening zones move toward the poles, and all the unexpected consequences this will set in motion… all this and then having to innovate into a non carbon-based energy society anyway in order to keep things from getting even worse?

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    Sun Spot Cycle Prompts Fears of Global Cooling

    Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

    Yet again my religious faith in Anthropogenic Global Warming has been shaken to its core by the power of Conservative Science. Witness the headline appearing on the Drudge Report last week:

    Sun’s ‘disturbingly quiet’ cycle prompts fear of global COOLING…

    The article in question points out that there is nothing to show CO2 variations have any effect on climate:

    R. Timothy Patterson, professor of geology and director of the Ottawa-Carleton Geoscience Center of Canada’s Carleton University, says that “CO2 variations show little correlation with our planet’s climate on long, medium and even short time scales.”

    I simply cannot dispute this statement. In fact, the following graph based on the New Antarctic Ice Core Data starkly illustrates this complete and utter lack of correlation:

    400,000 year CO2-Temperature Correlation

    400,000 year CO2-Temperature Correlation

    As anyone can plainly see, the line representing the Atmosphere’s CO2 is bright red, while the line representing the Earth’s Temperature is a vivid blue. The difference is plain as black and white… or red and blue, obvious to anyone. Well… obvious to anyone who isn’t colorblind or otherwise blind, like maybe ideologically blind like all those silly tree-hugging hippies who can’t even read a graph they’re so busy hugging trees and stuff. I bet they even wanna marry a tree, they love them so much (That’s why they support gay marriage, it’s a gateway to vegisexuality).

    All of this irrational focus on demonizing CO2 has blinded the world to the real threat, sun spots:

    Solar activity fluctuates in an 11-year cycle. But so far in this cycle, the sun has been disturbingly quiet. The lack of increased activity could signal the beginning of what is known as a Maunder Minimum, an event which occurs every couple of centuries and can last as long as a century.

    Such an event occurred in the 17th century. The observation of sunspots showed extraordinarily low levels of magnetism on the sun, with little or no 11-year cycle.

    This solar hibernation corresponded with a period of bitter cold that began around 1650 and lasted, with intermittent spikes of warming, until 1715. Frigid winters and cold summers during that period led to massive crop failures, famine and death in Northern Europe.

    Unlike the imaginary correlation between CO2 levels and the global mean temperature, there is a real-life actual honest-Abe indisputable correlation between sun-spot proclivities and temperature:

    Temperature, CO2, and Sunspots

    Temperature, CO2, and Sunspots

    Sure the sunspot line is gold and temperature red, but notice how cool those two lines look. The sunspot and temperature lines have squiggly lines over them that make them dynamic, exciting, attention-grabbing. These are two lines that have a lot in common with each other, and bear no resemblance to that drab blue CO2 line. Hmph. Nobody but silly, uneducated liberals could find meaning in a boringly gradated line like that.

    And if that doesn’t convince you then check out these peer-reviewed journal articles (or just their summaries) on sunspots and temperature correlations here, here, and here. Makes all those tree-sex-having people seem pretty silly huh? I mean, even sillier than the vegetable sex makes them seem.


    PS - Exxon, can I get my check now?

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    Science Etcetera Mercuryday, 20080213

    Wednesday, February 13th, 2008
  • And the best Darwin Day presentation goes to Rocketboom for their Delightful Explanation of Whale Evolution (video).
  • Science has lost one of it’s ambassadors, Robert Jastrow, Who Made Space Understandable, Dies at 82.
  • Awwww… Check out the Tree-Bound Pterodactyl, it’s a cute little bugger.
  • Seed Science Bloggers are calling for Jim Watson, one of the discoverers of the DNA double helix who is also a sexist and racist, to step down from the Seed Media Board (See also here,here, and here).
  • Bee-dee-bee-dee-beep! Researchers are field-testing on Earth a robot destined for Jupiter’s Moon Europa, where it will explore the liquid water beneath the ice.
  • Handwriting has gone the way of clay tables and chiseling text on stones, argues Anne Trubek, so let’s Stop Teaching it.
  • And now a moment of Science. Check out the online exhibit Bodies of Knowledge, which explores the way different cultures throughout history have viewed the body.
  • Bodies of Knowledge

    Bodies of Knowledge

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    ideonexus is a 100% All-American Blog

    Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
    Sam Shepard, Apollo 14
    Sam Shepard, Apollo 14

    dorancha has correctly pointed out, without implying that I personally was a communist, that the Smurfs are pretty much commies living in a Marxist Utopia. Some bloggers have accused me of socialism in my Tragedy of the Commons Explained with Smurfs article.

    You know who the real commies are in the blogowebs? My critics, who give their content away for free!!! (Gasp! Scandal Alert!)

    That’s right. I get paid to blog. Okay? If I was a socialist, I would be blogging for free, like all those faux free-market bloggers.

    You think they really believe in the free market? Then why aren’t they getting paid to write about it? Because they’re closet Marxists, snuggling up with the Communist Manifesto before bed every night! Reading their blogs is like having cybersex with someone claiming to be a BBW asian girl who’s actually a hairy trucker wearing panty-hose!!!

    So remember. Every time you use a Commie-based, Web 2.0 resource like Wikipedia, a blog that isn’t ideonexus, or the webbernets in general, you are taking money away from honest, hard-working American capitalists, like myself. That’s what I think everyone needs to know and understand here.

    I am a 100% All-American Heterosexual Capitalist Blogger.

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    Happy Darwin Day

    Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
    Darwin DayDarwin Day

    Check out the official Darwin Day Website here.

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    Science Etcetera Marsday, 20080212

    Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
  • Mark your calendars! Friday! FRIDAY!! FRIDAY!!! April 18 at the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia there is now scheduled a Science Debate and the candidates have been invited, but Do they have the fortitude? Plus Debating the science debate.
  • Despite the Creation Museum’s assertion that humans lived with dinosaurs, the evidence doesn’t support it; however, we do now know that Modern Birds lived with the terrible lizards.
  • When educational institutions ban Wikipedia they are cutting their students off from the future of knowledge, David Parry argues that incorporating it in academia will lead to digital literacy.
  • Scientists Without Borders is a new initiative to Network Scientists. Obviously they haven’t heard of my Facebook friends list.
  • Why does It Rains Less on Weekends? Because there’s less particulate matter (ie. air pollution).
  • It’s obvious and yet more complicated than that, how Writing Separates History from Prehistory, and why it even came about.
  • They should have simply evolved breasts, but the amphibian caecilian feeds her young with her skin, and the process has been captured on film for the first time.
  • Neuroscience on Stamps… on a website that looks like it was scripted in 1998.
  • And now a moment of science. A solar wind stream hit Earth on February 10th, sparking beautiful bright auroras around the Arctic Circle (the below image is not one of those, but an old NASA composite) (HT Carolyn).
  • Composite NASA Aurora Pic
    Composite NASA Aurora Pic
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    Happy Inventor’s Day?

    Monday, February 11th, 2008

    A Happy American Inventor Day to everyone, which occurs on Thomas Alva Edison’s birthday. The same Edison who’s DC power was finally turned off in November after 125 years of inferiority and who swindled Nicholas Tesla out of $50,000. That’s right, today is in honor of Thomas Edison the hypocrite who bootlegged the film Voyage dans la Lune, distributing it in America so that the filmmaker never profited from it, while forcing American filmmakers to flee to the West Coast in order to escape his oppressive monopoly on filmmaking equipment. Today’s celebration glorifies a man who electrocuted cats, dogs, and even an elephant for publicity purposes.

    Happy 161st birthday Thomas Edison. Thpppt!!!

    Five Fists of Science

    Five Fists of Science

    These reasons are why I got such a kick out of the historically fictional graphic novel The Five Fists of Science, where Mark Twain, Nicholas Tesla, and Bertha Von Suttner join forces to battle J.P. Morgan, Thomas Edison, and Andrew Carnegie’s evil plot for world domination. Morgan, Edison, and Carnegie summon supernatural demons through occult rituals and human sacrifice, which Twain, Tesla, and Von Suttner must battle with electricity guns and a giant robot (I wuv giant robots).

    The comic’s introduction goes over the characters and clarifies how much of each presentation is real, and how much is the author’s imagination. The result is a fun ride, filled with witty dialogue and characters that feel true to form based on our historical understanding of them.

    Thomas Edison makes the perfect villain, one we love to hate. May he rot in peace.

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    Science Etecetera Moonday, 20080211

    Monday, February 11th, 2008
    Ethiopia’s Dallol volcano
    Ethiopia’s Dallol volcano
  • The above from National Geographic’s Photos Patterns in Nature: Landscapes
  • A tax on plastic bags is prompting the Irish to choose greener alternatives. (HT TGAW)
  • Determining When a Fetus First Feels Pain could have major repercussions for the Abortion debate.
  • Creationism is to Intelligent Design as Pro-Life is to Using Science to Argue for Blastocyst Personhood.
  • The Bush Administration’s Cap and Trade system for mercury emissions has been rejected in court, because, unlike CO2, mercury does not quickly disperse across the Globe. If the power plant next door to you is allowed to buy mercury credits rather than reduce emissions, then your kids will be poisoned. The Bush Administration has been delaying mercury reductions for almost a decade now, while levels continue to increase in our environment.
  • Bush got spanked twice this week, as a Judge restricted the Navy’s use of sonar, which was extremely harmful to whales.
  • Google to Outspend US Government on Environment. Isn’t that like beating a twelve-year-old at Basketball?
  • My article, Tragedy of the Commons Explained with Smurfs, made Digg’s top stories, a blogging milestone for me, which has resulted in a ton of angry e-mails from Blas’e Faire dittoheads. Warms my heart. (HT BMF.)
  • And now a moment of Science as William J. Beaty of Unwise Microwave Oven Experiments shows us how to melt a beer bottle in a microwave:


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    Evolution Sunday

    Sunday, February 10th, 2008

    Today more than 618 Congregations across America and five nations will participate in Evolution Sunday. More than 10,000 ministers have signed the letter supporting the idea that science and religion are not incompatible, and support for Evolution Sunday grew 13 per cent to 530 congregations in 2007.

    Several years ago, I was married to a very open-minded and warm-hearted Born Again Christian woman. Despite our differing perspectives on theology, me being an Atheist, we did work perpetually to understand one another’s point of view. I read the Bible cover to cover and began attending my wife’s church, Christ and Saint Luke’s Episcopal Church in Norfolk VA, an incredibly ornate church, hundreds of years old, which provided an unlikely place to find Enlightenment values.

    While I still disagreed with many of the church’s teachings, I was willing to entertain them in order to challenge and refine my own ideas. Similarly, this church regularly entertained the ideas of other theologies, hosting representatives of spiritual philosophies that were completely incompatible with Christian teachings, such as Buddhists and New Age spiritualists. When the theologian Huston Smith gave a talk at the church, the Reverend followed it with the statement, “While you all know I disagree strongly with many things Mr. Smith has said…” he then proceeded to emphasize only those things they agreed on.

    Many Creationists have stong criticisms for churches that take part in today’s activities, and many scientists have strong criticisms of the whole idea too. Such criticisms reduce debate to a zero-sum game, where one side can only win through the complete and utter defeat of their opponents. My message to the folks on both sides of the aisle who take such a perspective: enjoy pushing your boulder up the mountain forever.

    Meanwhile, those of us with a bit more political savvy know that disputation is a game of inches, like American football, where we all work to nudge the ideal mean a bit closer toward our goal. I’m an atheist, and it’s doubtful many religious people read my blog, so my nudging is for what I think my fellow Brights need to take from Evolution Sunday, which will ultimately nudge the ideal mean in direction better for everyone. I think Michael Zimmerman put it best himself:

    [Evolution Sunday] is designed to provide an opportunity for congregations around the world to discuss the compatibility of religion and science, to investigate why religion and modern science need not be at war with one another. The event is designed to demonstrate that those shrill fundamentalist voices that assert that people must choose between religion and science are simply incorrect, that they are presenting a false dichotomy, that no such choice needs to be made.

    Got that? False Dichotomy, and that goes for us atheists too. It is possible for person who looks at Evolution without an invisible hand guiding it and a person who believes in that invisible hand to have a healthy conversation about the science of evolution without their pro or con invisible hand positions entering the conversation in any way, shape, or form. Why alienate each other over something so trivial?

    Despite our many quibbles, human beings of all faiths, politics, and none of the above all overwhelming believe in and work to ensure our common welfare. Religious and non-religious people need to remember that, if all the members of one side were to vanish tomorrow, the other would be in a world of hurt without their fellow humans’ daily altruistic contributions to our common society.


    The Clergy Letter Project has a large collection of sermons written by clergy and religious leaders across the U.S.

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    Science Etcetera Saturnday, 20080209

    Saturday, February 9th, 2008
  • Scientists are worried about the future of Tazmanian Devils, which are falling prey to a Contagious Facial Cancer, transmitted through bites and scratches.
  • Yeah, we’ve been trying to tell you they aren’t a sustainable alternative energy, now people are getting that Biofuels are a Greenhouse Threat.
  • Why is it that as our standard of living increases, we have less children? Carl Zimmer explores The Natural History of the Only Child
  • We need to Rearrange the Stars to Communicate with Aliens or look for signs of them rearranging their celestial neighborhood so we can get over our unbearable cosmic solitude.
  • I admire politicians taking a stand against pork spending, but why is McCain Attacking the Study of Bear DNA???
  • Filed under OUTRAGE, Australia has released photos of Japanese Whalers Slaughtering a minke Calf. While this is indeed sickening, the Japanese are equally horrified that Australians eat baby lambs. (Touché.)
  • Major kudos to Europe today as the Shuttle blasts off with their $2Billion science lab destined for the International Space Station. (HT to NASA too.)
  • Why are US Customs agents Stealing Data from American Citizen’s Laptops and Cell phones? The EFF is trying to find out.
  • Do People Only Use 10 Percent Of Their Brains? Only the people who believe that bit of antiquated commons sense.
  • And now a moment of Science, with the Children’s Hospital Boston’s Online Neuron simulator. Take a few minutes to learn all about the cellular “bits” that make up the three-pound universe in your skull.
  • Neural Circuit

    Neural Circuit

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    Does Nature Trump Nurture in Obesity?

    Friday, February 8th, 2008

    Has Nature really beaten Nuture in the battle of the bulge, as this Times Article, Genes not poor diet blamed for most cases of childhood obesity reveals? The article makes a glossing mention of environmental factors also playing a role in obesity, but overall the article emphasizes how genes are the major constant among obese children.

    Where did those genes come from? They didn’t just magically appear right before the obesity epidemic came on the scene, evolution doesn’t work that way. These genes have always been with us, which also doesn’t make sense, because obesity shortens lifespans, meaning the genes would have been selected out generations ago. The Times article knows the answer, but doesn’t give it the time it deserves so their readers can make informed personal and political choices.

    Genetically, overweight people are famine survival machines. Their ancestors were better at storing energy in fat and slowing down their metabolisms than today’s skinny people. The problem for overweight people is that the environment their ancestors evolved in, where food would regularly become scarce for extended periods of time, has been replaced with our modern world of convenience, where high-energy, easily-processed foods are in abundance all around us, commonly termed the obesogenic environment. Their body’s’ fat cells–their famine-insurance–are being over-saturated. If civilization were to collapse tomorrow, and we were all reduced to foraging for roots and berries in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, today’s fat people would rule the Earth.

    In fact, this sort of culturally induced diet change is nothing new. Just a few thousand years ago, humans evolved lactose tolerance in response to our change from a hunter-gatherer lifestyle to an agricultural one.

    People didn’t start drinking milk to survive in ancient times any more than people today drink soda for nutrition. It takes 15-17 pounds of grain to grow one pound of meat, cattle are a luxury item, not a necessity. Milk was yummy and an agricultural abundance that allowed humans to spend mass quantities of grain on raising livestock had made it readily available. We changed our own environment, and introduced a previously foreign animal byproduct to our diet.

    Lactose Tolerance was established on the many lactose intolerant souls who died and were therefore prevented from passing on their lactose intolerant genes. The lactose tolerant members of the species survived milk-drinking long enough to have children, of whom those who were the most lactose tolerant were more likely to survive to pass on better and better versions of this adaptation to drinking the product of another species mammary glands (Yuck).

    Soda tastes pretty good, but shortens our lifespans. Over a few hundred or thousand years we will probably adapt to drinking so much sugar, but it will be at the expense of millions of people who will die of diabetes, heart attacks, bad knees, etc, etc. To rationalize our obesity epidemic as genetically predetermined and something we will eventually evolve out of is an unacceptable and inhuman position to take.

    So environment is still the key factor in determining obesity, just not in the parental-nurturing sort of sense. Instead we have a culturally influenced environment providing sedentary lifestyle filled with unnecessarily energy-dense foods. We can blame Nature for the genes natural selection gave us thousands of years ago, but the Nurture influence of our Global Village deserves much more blame for consciously engineering a lifestyle and diet to which our genes have not adapted.

    So while a cultural shift forced humans to digest milk and is forcing us to adapt to an over abundance of simple sugars, the difference between these two situations is that we have the cognitive foresight to understand the health-hazards of obesity and reason our way into fighting it. Our big brains have unintentionally created this obesogenic environment, and these same brains have the power to engineer our way out of it.

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    Science Etcetera Venusday, 20080208

    Friday, February 8th, 2008

    Sunspot 10982

    Sunspot 10982

  • Behold! One of the first sunspots of the New Solar Cycle, which occurs every 11 years roundabouts and could cost billions in diverted airlines flights and satellite disruptions.
  • Restless leg syndrome? Don’t medicate it, harness its energy! It’s a personal power generator that runs off knee energy Let’s apply this to people like myself who bounce their knees at work. We’ll end fossil fuel addiction in a few years no doubt.
  • We can also harness the power of jocks, with a Green Gym that Harness Workout Power. Remember that football player who used to beat you up in the locker room? Imagine him on a giant hamster wheel for your amusement, powering your Interwebs. It makes me feel all glowy inside.
  • I said it first (by quoting the American Anthropological Association), and now The Economist is totally stealing my content with their article exploring the genetic differences between human phenotypes. Didn’t even give me ping-back, buncha libertarian jerks.
  • OMFSM!!! What’s cutting all the ocean Interweb wireses??? Is it terrorists? Is it Cloverfield?? No! It’s because Cable Cuts occur every three days on average! Run for your lives!!! The Statistical Mean will destroy us all!!!
  • We might be able to blame those dirty Europeans for bringing syphilis to the new world, but a Mummies’ Lice show the parasite came over with those dirty Native Americans.
  • It’s not only OK to Feed Birds in the winter (contrary to what I was taught as a youth), but the practice actually increases their chances of reproducing. So everybody put out a bird feeder right now!!!
  • And now a moment of Science. It’s the Physics of Breakdancing. Word! (HT easternblot):


     

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    Tragedy of the Commons Explained with Smurfs

    Thursday, February 7th, 2008

    Has been posted at the Science Creative Quarterly.

    99 Smurfs on the Wall

    99 Smurfs on the Wall