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My Scientific Eponym: Somma’s Stochastic

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

I’ve been trying to figure out how to immortalize myself with my very own Scientific Eponym, and…

Eureka! Behold!

Sommas Stochastic
Somma’s Stochastic

Somma’s Stochastic states that the number and intensity of logical fallacies employed by a pundit in a debate is inversely proportional to the empirical evidence supporting their position.

Stated Simply The less science behind a pundit’s belief, the more BS they shovel to distort the issue.

To the left of the equation, we have good science with the -1 indicating it’s inverse relationship to the logical fallacies being put out to the right wing hand of the equation.

For example:

Intelligent Design
“The fact that Microbiology and Organic Chemistry are too difficult for me to understand, means that all life must have actually been designed by an invisible old man in the sky who cannot be detected, quantified, logically inferred, or otherwise shown to exist.” (Argument from Ignorance, Argumentum ad Ignorantiam)

Another example:

Anthropogenic Global Warming Skepticism
“So what if you have decades of data, ice core analyses, atmospheric measurements, and broad scientific consensus? It snowed in North Dakota today! Don’t you look silly!!!” (anecdotal fallacy)
Sommas Stochastic

Check out more Scientific Eponyms hosted at the Science Creative Quarterly.

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Science Etcetera Sunday, 20080120

Sunday, January 13th, 2008
Sri-Lanka Tsunami

Sri-Lanka Tsunami

  • These are before and during satellite shots of the Sri-Lanka Tsunami.
  • This thorough debunking Senator Inhofe’s400 Global Warming Deniers was expected, and while it’s sad that Inhofe continues to abuse the truth, it’s was nice to see his latest tactic almost completely ignored in the media.
  • A large Hydrogen Cloud will Collide With the Milky Way in less that 40 million years, which will kick off a flurry of star birth in our galactic neighborhood.
  • This octopus loves his Mr Potato Head, and fights off attempts to take it away.
  • A fossil-hunter who finds Dinosaur tracks in a D.C. suburb.
  • Despite the fact that Bill Gates has helped far more people than Mother Theresa, our Moral Instinct, puts Theresa on top.