Archive for November 15th, 2007

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Governor Sonny Perdue’s Rain Dance

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

There is a fantastic scene in the film Apocalyptico, where the Mayan leaders are brutally sacrificing people in a steady stream of victims until a solar eclipse occurs and the spiritual leaders declare the gods are satisfied. The Mayan civilization is gripped in a terrible drought, the people are desperate, and the Mayan Spiritual leaders have an advanced understanding of Astronomy that allows them to predict the eclipse.

This scene was forefront in my mind when Sonny Perdue decided to pray for rain to alleviate Georgia’s worst drought in history. Not because prayer is in any way shape or form comparable to human sacrifice, but because, in scheduling his prayers right after climatologists predicted a 40 to 50-percent chance of rain, it appears that Perdue is using science to exploit the faithful.

This man (and other politicians), who waited until late October to acknowledge the crisis, whose years of mismanaging Georgia’s water supply has brought this upon Georgians, and whose most noticeable action before this prayer stunt was to sue the Army Corps of Engineers in an attempt to force them cut off Florida’s water supply (an action reminiscent of the Ants and the Grasshopper fable), now makes a public show of faith to deflect criticism and evade the political repercussions of his incompetence.

One of the commenters on this thread said in support of the Governor:

I believe want he did took guts. He stood for his believes and what this nation was founded on. If this nation comes alive and lives for God, then he will bless us all. God will supply our needs but we have to ask and thanks what Sonny Perdue did. God Bless!

Prayers serve an important purpose for the faithful. They comfort in times of crisis, provide an emotional crutch to lean on, and allow people to accept things that are out of their control, like the weather. Appealing to higher powers can have the side-effect of convincing people to misplace their trust in those claiming a closer connection to a higher power.

People motivated by faith can accomplish incredible feats of charity, but it’s important to remember how, in times of crisis, faith can be exploited to produce witch-burnings, inquisitions, and crusades, especially when the motivators are scape-goating, incompetent politicians.


For the latest updates on Georgia’s efforts to manage the crisis, I recommend the Atlanta Water Shortage blog.

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Andrew Kavanagh’s on my Facebook!

Thursday, November 15th, 2007
Doctor Kav on my Facebook

Hey all you “cool” kids from my high school, remember this?

Ryan: Hey guys! Can I ride to school with you?

Cool Kids: Okay Ryan, but we can’t be seen with you, so you’ll have to ride in the trunk.

Ryan: Sweet! Now I won’t be like all those losers who ride the bus to school! Hey! You guys wanna come over to my house later and play with my transformers collection?

Cool Kids: Into the trunk Ryan.

Well, you know what? BITE ME LOSERS! Because Andrew Kavanagh’s on my Facebook! Thpppt! on you! Thpppt! I say!

That’s right, THE Andrew Kavanagh (aka. “Kav”), is on MY facebook friends list. Author of the Living in the Real World blog, 11 refereed articles, three conference proceeding papers, 23 conference presentations, and, most importantly, an occassional commenter on this blog.
Herr Docktor Kavanagh is a Research Associate in the
Department of Communications Systems at Lancaster University, specifically at the
Infolab21, whose website describes its function as:

Lancaster University’s world-class research, development and business centre in Information and Communication Technologies (ICT). It is a well equipped, high-tech environment shared by academic research staff, research students and businesses.

Obviously this is a ruse to throw people off the top-secret facility’s nefarious plot for world domination, but I’ll speak no more of this, lest Dr. Kav decide I know too much and makes me disappear.

Super-Dooper impressive is Dr. Kav’s thesis, Energy deposition in the lower auroral ionosphere through energetic particle precipitation (PDF). Doesn’t that just sound cool? I would love to drop that bomb on a boring conversation:

Average Person: …and the Bahamas were just grrrrrand, we just lay on the beach all day soaking up sun!

Dr. Kav: Sun, huh? You know I wrote my thesis on Energy deposition in the lower auroral ionosphere through energetic particle precipitation (PDF). Did you know that solar radiation follows an average eleven-year periodicy that produces–?

Average Person: My goodness! Is that spinach dip over there? Please excuse me.

This thesis truly deserves the word epic. Dr. Kav draws data from RIOMETER (Relative Ionospheric Opacity Meter using Extra Terrestrial Electromagnetic Radiation), SAMPEX (Solar, Anomalous, Magnetospheric Particle Explorer), GEOTAIL satellite, CUTLASS radars, DMSP satelites, EISCAT, CANOPUS, IRIS (Imaging Riometer for Ionospheric Studies), and many other observation points on Earth and in space. What an incredible cooperative effort, requiring 28 phreaking pages of references to cover (Go cry emo-boy Michael Crichton!).

A model of a solar flare showing possible sources for different radiation types
A model of a solar flare
showing possible sources for
different radiation types

It was also pretty dang-gone educational for lay-people like myself. The first chapter and section introductions explained concepts like solar wind, the Earth’s Magnetosphere, and the Interplanetary Magnet Field. I didn’t realize that solar wind was actual plasma flowing from the sun, or that there even was an Interplanetary Magnet Field. I was only aware of the Earth’s.

Although most of the text was lost on me, I was genuinely impressed by all the research, which revealed to me a whole nother realm of inquiry into our shared reality. It’s incredible how many experts it takes to figure out this thing, and Dr. Kav is one of those important experts, and the “cool kids” should take a moment out of their mundane lives to envy him.

They should also give me back my lunch money… with Interest! (Two Dollars a day for gas money my ass.)