Archive for September, 2007

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Take a Child Outside Week 9.24.2007

Monday, September 24th, 2007

In honor of Take a Child Outside Week:

Nature holds the key to our aesthetic, intellectual, cognitive and even spiritual satisfaction.
- E. O. Wilson

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful.
~ e.e. cummings

God writes the gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees and flowers and clouds and stars.
~ Martin Luther

Aechnea
Aechnea
“Beye’s Giant”
(Photo by Ryan Somma)
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Links Stardate 2454367

Monday, September 24th, 2007

Updated: To Reflect Correct Julian Date.

  • Happy (Belated)Autumn Equinox! Yesterday, September 23rd at 09:51 UTC the Sun was directly above the equator on one of the two times a year that day and night are equal in length.
  • Because the space station circles the Earth 16 times a day, theoretically a Muslim would have to pray 80 times a day while staying there.” This is just one of the many complications for Muslims and space travel, so the Malaysian Islamic body has produced a guide for Observing Ramadan in Space.
  • Filed under life hacks, check out the video of how to get 32 AA Batteries in a 6-Volt Battery
    Hat tip to Clint
  • The New York Times gets it, they’ve given up their Time’s Select access and are now offering their archives for free. kottke.org has posted a list of gems to peek at.
  • Amazon.com’s suggestions, Google’s search results, Netflix’s recommendations, and targeted advertisements online are all algorithms trying to capitalize on being able to predict our wants. This makes us part of the machine.
  • Researchers have found a link between the structure of a molecule and its stinkiness, heavier, more spread-out molecules smell worse than lighter, more compact ones.
  • I knew Karl Rove was a robot. VICTOR is an online political consultancy application.
  • Science blogger Paul Revere has disclosed that he makes $0 for his position that anthropogenic climate change is real, but climate change denier Patrick Michaels has withdrawn as an expert witness in a court case rather than disclose the sources of his financial support
  • Check out the Festo Air Ray a balloon sting ray that swims through the air.
  • Festo Air Ray

    Festo Air RAy

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    One Web Day 2007

    Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

    William Gibson predicted the Internet, but his visions were barren and lifeless compared to the enchanting pandemonium we get to experience daily. Isaac Asimov predicted a world village connected with light-wave signals through satellites, but could nowhere near imagine the scope of social change, the effective mobocracy that it taking place. No futurist accurately predicted this delightful Memetic Playground that is the InterWebbies.

    1900's Vision of 2000
    1900’s Vision of 2000

    The World Wide Web sufficiently increased my intelligence so that I could join Mensa. It completely changed my modes of thinking. Where I was previously limited to having my learning directed by the content of books and television, I now draw my own threads of inquiry, following the hyperlinks from data bit to data bit, creatively hybridizing knowledge into new ideas and perspectives.

    The Internet promises the complete democratization of knowledge. Sites like Jamendo have freed me from corporate-push music and Miro from corporate-dictated television. The Internet is freeing us from the inbred lowest common denominator media that is the result of incestuous relationships between news, entertainment, and other industries.

    I feel privileged to witness this transition into the Communications Revolution, and perhaps I will get to see a few more revolutions. So long as the Internet continues to mix and match memes, we may not be far from a revolution of revolutions. Empowered individuals are bringing about an Age of Amateurs, which will in turn spur an Age of Ages.

    Surprise me.

    Happy One Web Day.

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    Tales of the Super Science Ninja Squad: Benjamin Franklin

    Friday, September 21st, 2007
    Benjamin Franklin
    Tales of the
    Super Science Ninja Squad
    Benjamin Franklin

    This is only a small part of the story, check out Franklin’s Unholy Lightning Rod to read about the religious resistance to this invention.

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    Links Stardate 2454363

    Thursday, September 20th, 2007

    Updated to reflect correct Julian Date.

    I had this really great post planned for Talk Like a Pirate Day, but I ended up working really late and then passed out while blogging. Oh well. Pirates are just flamboyant drama queens anyways. Ninjas are much cooler.

    Lego Menger Sponge
    Lego Menger Sponge
  • Lego goes fractal. Check out the Lego Menger Sponge.
  • The Alameda County Computer Resource Center, which refurbishes old computers (and everything else electronic) and gives them away to schools, non-profits, and disadvantaged people, is being harassed by local government bureaucracy. The ACCRC’s slogan is “Obsolescence is Just a Lack of Imagination.” Way past cool.
  • Second Kurt Vonnegut reference in two days, check out Popular Science’s how to Transform Hand Warmers to Liquid Ice Sculptures, where the author refers to sodium acetate as the closest thing to ice-nine.
  • An Italian Labor Union will Protest IBM on their campus in Second Life September 25th. Go Web 2.0!!!
  • After being driven to a near-extinction low of three percent of the population, Left-Handed People are Making a Comeback, and are now at 11 percent. This gives me hope for the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker. ; )
  • Sen. Ernie Chambers With Fortuitous Halo
    Sen. Ernie Chambers
    With Fortuitous Halo
    in AP Photo
  • Nebraska Senator Ernie Chambers is Suing God to Stop Terror Threats. The suit names god and followers of all persuasions, lists terrorism and natural disasters among the grievances, and cites a long history of cruelty documented by the defendant’s “handpicked, trusted chroniclers of yore.” Check out the PDF.
  • Discover Magazine has a great display online of Children’s Cover Art Entries for the “State of Science in America.” Maya Gouw’s and Kathleen Kao’s were vastly superior to Christina Nicholas’ entry. Obviously someone was paid off (Hat tip to TGAW for the link). Also check out Childrens’ Drawings of Scientists Before and After a Visit to Fermilab.
  • So Jurassic Park is even more outdated, scientists now know the Velociraptor had feathers. Maybe Michael Crichton and Steven Spielberg can go back and redo the movie like Lucas did with the Star Wars trilogy.
  • I’m planning a trip to the Library of Congress soon to track down the copyright holder for Singing Science Records so I can get permission to burn the songs to CDs and give them to the kids at the Children’s Science Center. I have to physically visit the Library because it would cost me $150 minimum to get the information through the mail. So, of course, I’m outraged to learn that online access to the Library’s copyright database costs $86,625, which contradicts the Library of Congress’ whole purpose for existing. Free the Library of Congress!!!
  • When Whoopie Goldberg put her on the spot, “The View” Co-Host, Sherri Shepard, said she didn’t Know if the World was Round or Flat. She explained the next day that she was having a “Senior Poopie Moment,” and her conservative co-host, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, defended her as too busy with being a good housewife to bother with knowing such things.
  • In a Chemistry-style X-Prize, a company is offering $10 Million to the scientist who can extract silver from ore more efficiently.
  • Homo floresiensis
    Homo floresiensis
  • So the Indonesia “Hobbit” was a Distinct Species. This was exactly the sort of thing Professor Teuku Jacob was trying to prevent scientists learning, when he confiscated the fossils in December 2004. As Carl Zimmer observed at the time, the discovery threatened the Professor’s own hypotheses concerning human evolution.
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    Wilson Quarterlies, I Has Them

    Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
    The Wilson Quarterly

    Wilson Quarterly
    Surveying the World of Ideas

    The WQ’s recent article “The Climate Engineers,” made it to the journal’s online version, and reading it reminded me what I’ve been missing out on in the last three years since I let my subscription lapse. The article looks at the entire history of Climate Engineering, from the 1800s to the present day, from military ventures to famous geoengineers and their futile attempts to control the weather. It even includes the work of Benrnard Vonnegut, Kurt Vonnegut’s older brother, and Kurt’s literary response to the weaponization of climate in his book Cat’s Cradle.

    My first issue of this extraordinarily well-written, exhaustively in-depth quarterly journal arrived today. It will easily keep me happy through December, until the next issue arrives in January.

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    BA-BAM! Chris Mooney’s on My Facebook!

    Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
    Chris Mooney on my Facebook

    My nefarious plot for global domination of the InterWebbies continues!

    Behold! I have added Chris Mooney (pronounced (deep voice) “MOOOOOOOOOOO-NEYYYYY!!!!”) to my Facebook profile of doom!

    The Republican War on Science
    The Republican
    War on Science

    Author of The Republican War on Science, the most important book yet published in promoting public awareness of the Bush administration’s pathological interference in scientific research and communication, and Storm World, which has had significant repercussions in the blog world for teaching Global Warming activists what they can and cannot say factually regarding Climate Change’s influence on the strength and frequency of hurricanes.

    Mooney gives me a +2 bonus when trying to persuade the politically-minded to support science! Or rather, he would give me a +2 if real life were like a Dungeons & Dragons role-playing-type game where, instead of fighting orcs, you argued with self-righteous nimrods. That’s because Mooney is part of the Speaking Science 2.0 lecture series, working with Matthew Nisbet to teach the scientifically literate how to frame their debate points surrounding scientific issues (Be Positive, Keep It Simple).

    Each scientist who accepts me as a “friend” on a social networking site unwittingly becomes part of my maleficent machinations. Soon I shall unleash the insidious Phase II of my evil mad-scientist scheming type things!

    Chris Mooney shall make a fine addition to my collection.

    BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

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    Robert Jordan Dead at 58

    Monday, September 17th, 2007
    Wheel of Time Book I
    Wheel of Time Book I
    Eye of the World

    …and millions of fanboys around the world scream, in their best impression of Darth Vadar realizing Padmé Amidala has died by his hand, “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    I am so glad I stopped reading the Wheel of Time series at book six.

    Robert Jordan’s WoT series was hands-down the most exhaustively-detailed, prolific, and engaging fantasy series I have ever had the pleasure of reading… for the first six books. I got 50 pages into book seven and realized I had no idea what was going on. There were now so many characters, plots, and subplots that I would have to go back and re-read the previous six 1000-page books again to get back up to speed.

    #$%@ that, I thought, I’ll just wait till he finishes the damn thing and read them all on an extended vacation.

    Over the years, friends of mine who continued to faithfully follow the series said the books were declining in quality. Nothing was happening. The online communities were starting to gripe also.

    Then, in the last few years, the books recaptured their momentum and people were starting to regain interest in them. Fans were re-reading the whole series over and over again with each new book. Books 8-11 all hit #1 on the NYT’s bestseller list.

    Then Robert Jordan got fatally ill, but was promising to finish the series before he died. Book 11 came out, and he was thinking he could bring things to a satisfying close with two more books… maybe three.

    This #$%@er’s gonna die before he finishes it, I thought sadly. I was really looking forward to being able to read the complete series, but still not willing to invest the time, energy, and emotions in a story that may never have an ending. On Sunday, September 16th, 2007 Robert Jordan’s 17-years of effort ended unconcluded.

    Did I mention how glad I am that I stopped reading this series at book six? There’s a lesson in here somewhere. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for he, not me! : P

    I hope he didn’t die of shame after reading the final installment of my Fantasy VS Science Fiction series of articles over at my now defunct ideonexus beta blog (that’s right, I blogwhore on my own blog! What of it???).

    Anyways… to all you Robert Jordan fans, I have one thing to say, SUCKERS!!!!

    Ha! Ha! Bite me fanboys! Thpppt!!!


    Associated Press: Author Robert Jordan Dies

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    Happy Constitution Day

    Monday, September 17th, 2007

    Working on a military base for six years has given me a certain reverence for the American flag. Many mornings I’ve watched the morning flag-raising from my truck as base police stop traffic to prevent it interfering with the ceremony, noticing those days it peaks briefly before descending to half-mast on remembrance days or the passing of high-ranking public servants, and watched it taken down at day’s closing, folded up, and kept safe through the night.

    I believe in freedom of speech, so I accept the legality of flag desecration as a means of protest. However much it offends me, I’m emotionally mature enough to recognize that’s the point. They have a right to say and do things that offend me, I don’t have a right not to be offended.

    I forgive misguided patriots who slap flag bumper stickers on their cars, wear flag boxers, or leave their flags hanging out all night to grow dew-soaked and moldy. Just as I am a lazy environmentalist, I can accept lazy patriots.

    But this is just grotesque grandstanding:

    God Bless This Porta Potty!

    God Bless This Porta Potty!

    Carl Sagan argued that we and our children should pledge allegiance to the United States Constitution every morning, to emphasize the meaning of American principles, rather than treat our flag and our country like a sports team, rooting for it right or wrong. Promising to “bring Democracy” to a country shouldn’t be a threat.

    We could do with a little more philosophical patriotism in America, and a little less crass patriotic pageantry.

    Just my thoughts for this Constitution Day.

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    Links for Stardate 2454359

    Sunday, September 16th, 2007

    Updated to reflect correct Julian Date.

  • The biggest news this week, Google is offering $30 million to the company that successfully lands a remote-controlled robot on the Moon.
  • As if there wasn’t enough evidence linking CO2 emissions to Global Warming, Fossilized Shells have provided even more. Also Melting Ice Opens Northwest Trade Passage.
  • Melting Ice Opens NorthWest Trade Passage
    Melting Ice Opens Northwest Trade Passage
  • I had to skip a some of these because they sounded too disturbing, but a few of the Top 20 Most Bizarre Experiments of All Time, like obedience experiments and prison simulations, revealed some fascinating and troubling aspects of our society.
  • Check out the MRI Safety Video, for some dramatic demonstrations of what a powerful magnet can do.
  • Just great. Global Warming, Collapsing Fish Stocks, Peak Oil, an Unstable World Economy… And now the Standard Kilogram has lost 50 Micrograms, the equivalent of a fingerprint. No one knows why and it’s really vexing scientists who rely on precise measurements.
  • Apparently our ancestors were much slower than we are today because they Lacked Achilles Tendons to put the spring in their step.
  • Dwarf Planets don’t get to be planets, but Dwarf Galaxies get to be galaxies. What about ‘hobbit’ galaxies, which are mostly made up of dark matter?
  • Cool new term: Temporal Chauvinism
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    Software Freedom Day

    Saturday, September 15th, 2007
    Ubuntu Install

    In honor of Software Freedom Day, I am making a concerted effort to install Ubuntu on one of my computers. I would much rather be hanging out at Bug Fest in Raleigh, but I don’t have the gas money or time this weekend. Unlike all my previous attempts to install that stupefyingly complex OS, Linux, I hear Ubuntu is much more accessible. We’ll see.

    Software Freedom isn’t just about shareware, copyrights, and copylefts. It’s about transparency in applications that have become an indispensable part of our lives. If we don’t have access to what’s going on under the hood of Microsoft Windows or Mac OS, then we are susceptible to unscrupulous corporate schemes such as the Sony Rootkit Scandal, where the company installed spyware on computers playing its CDs, opening security holes for viruses and crashing Windows computers everywhere.

    Closed-source software also prevents users from being a part of computer science, stifling programming innovation and competition. Every single time a new version of Windows has come out, I’ve had to buy a new computer to support it. Open-source operating systems don’t get more bloated and hardware-intensive with new versions. They get more efficient and more secure, because everyone is hacking them and everyone is improving them. Microsoft Vista is bad for the environment, and I’m not installing it. Fart on you Bill Gates.


    Linux Chix R Hawt

    Here are some of my favorite open-source projects:

    Ubuntu: An operating system with a philosophy. That alone makes this user-friendly flavor of Linux way past cool. There are many flavors of Ubuntu also, from the children’s educational Edubuntu to the scientific Scibuntu. The world “Ubuntu” is a Southern African in origin and reflects the ethics of humanist philosophy. My favorite translation of the word is, “I am because you are.”

    One Laptop per Child (OLPC): Although these laptops have failed in their goal of coming in under $100, the OLPC laptops do include some incredible design innovations, from a hand-crank power source to a picture-based operating system that overcomes language and literacy barriers. The laptops will bring Internet access to third world countries and will automatically network with other OLPCs in their vicinity.

    Freedom Toaster: The first world is flooding the third world with our old computer equipment, and we all know Microsoft doesn’t support anything but its latest version of Windows; therefore, these countries must turn to open-source operating systems to bring them into the Information Age, but access to such programs are difficult when you don’t have an internet connection. Freedom Toasters are computer kiosks running Ubuntu that are set up to burn CDs of the latest open-source softwares for distribution and overcome the bandwidth hindrance.

    MIT OpenCourseWare: Open source is egalitarian. If everyone has access to the Internet, then theoretically everyone could have access to a College Education. MIT is working to make this a reality by putting videos of their courses and course materials online for free.

    Open Office: This software is just like Microsoft Office, fully compatible with Microsoft document file types, and it’s free and open source. I’ve heard mixed reviews from fully positive to cautiously positive. My attempt to get it running today failed miserably, but that might be a bad hard drive in what is now my Ubuntu box.

    Second Life: This virtual world is now open source, and is free so long as you don’t want to own property in it. As popular as it is, however, it will remain restricted until it becomes like the World Wide Web, and allows everyone to not just play in it, but host it as well. I see a lot of potential here.


    Ubuntu has finished loading, and now I’m looking into the multitude of free softwares I can run on it. I’m already digging the multiple desktops and the screensavers, which include cosmos slideshows, galaxy collision simulations, and this nifty MC Escher ants on a mobius strip 3-D model:

    Ubuntu Mobius Strip Screen Saver

    Happy Software Freedom Day!

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    You Know It’s Bad When the Computer Starts Mocking You

    Friday, September 14th, 2007

    So we’ve been training a new programmer at work on VBScript and ASP for our logistics software at the Coast Guard base, and this week my team leader and I thought it was a good time to give him a JavaScript-intense task to accomplish. JavaScript is one of the more frustrating web-based solutions because it’s difficult to troubleshoot, very touchy about bad syntax, and can easily run away from you with unintended consequences.So the junior programmer is, understandably, getting pretty frustrated trying to accomplish his envisioned solution and is worried about bothering me too much with questions about different problems he’s experiencing. Over my shoulder I can hear quiet dings through his speakers as error messages keep popping up in his application.

    “Oh great,” I hear him huff and I turn around to find him shaking his head. “Now the application’s mocking me.”

    On his screen I can see the following message:

    When A computer Mocks You

    “NaN” stands for the “Not a Number” JavaScript error.

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    EFF RIAA vs The People Report

    Friday, September 14th, 2007
    Robotic Intergalactic Astro Artists
    Robotic Intergalactic
    Astro-Artists
    (RIAA)

    Let me begin this post with the following caveat: P2P Sharing of Copyrighted Music is WRONG. It is stealing, and there is no rationalizing our way out of it even though most of us, myself included, have done it from time to time.

    That being said, I’d also like to add: Frak the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).

    If you haven’t read the Electronic Frontier Foundation’s (EFF) recent publication, “RIAA v. The People: Four Years Later (PDF Warning),” it makes a pretty damning case that the RIAA is just as immoral–no, more immoral than those they are prosecuting:

    The organization recently targeted a fully disabled widow and veteran for downloading over 500 songs she already owned. The veteran’s mobility was limited; by downloading the songs onto her computer, she was able to access the music in the room in which she primarily resides. The RIAA offered to settle for $2000—but only if the veteran provided a wealth of private information regarding her disability and her finances. (Emphasis mine.)

    John Paladuk was an employee of C&N railroad for 36 years and suffered a stroke in 2006 which left his entire left side paralyzed, and severely impaired his speech, leaving him disabled with his disability check as his only source of income. Despite this, the RIAA has filed suit in Michigan against Mr. Paladuk, even though he lived in Florida at the time of the alleged infringement and has no knowledge of file sharing.

    How many innocent people has the RIAA sued?

    In addition to Sarah Ward, the grandmother wrongly accused in the very first round of lawsuits, the RIAA in early 2005 sued Gertrude Walton of Mount Hope, West Virginia, who had passed away months before.60 In yet another case, Lee Thao of Wisconsin was sued for sharing files when both the RIAA and the ISP overlooked the fact that Mr. Thao was not actually a customer of the ISP at the time of the alleged infringement, though his old cable modem remained registered to his name.

    As if these injustices weren’t enough, the RIAA then goes lower than naked mole rat poop with its “deterrence and education initiative,” where they send threatening letters to college students demanding they pay $3,000 or be sued:

    …those receiving pre-litigation letters can simply settle their cases by paying the settlement with a credit card, without any aspect of the case ever entering the legal system. This in turn saves the recording industry a substantial sum of money by completely avoiding the costs associated with actually having to file a “John Doe” suit. The “reduced” settlement amount, in other words, represents the record companies’ savings from cutting out the middleman—our justice system.

    So the RIAA’s changing its business model. Since it wasn’t able to keep up with the swift pace of technological change and incredible expansion of choice the InterWebs have brought consumers, it’s going into the business of suing those consumers.


    As the EFF convincingly demonstrates, these lawsuits are doing nothing to slow down P2P use and other sharing methods, such as CD/DVD ripping, and the effects are devastating to the music industry, where CD sales are down 20% from 2006.The EFF’s proposed solution would make money and increase competition in the marketplace: Offer a subscription-based, download-all-you-want (DRM free) online service. This business model has been suggested for Rhapsody and other music download services, but all of these come with DRM, which disables the music if you let your subscription lapse.If they won’t offer consumers this choice, there is the option to sue them right back:

    Debbie Foster was originally sued in November of 2004 when an account she owned was found to be sharing files. Foster admitted owning the account but was ignorant of any file sharing software.68 A year and a half after filing suit, the RIAA dismissed the case. In July 2007, the court awarded Ms. Foster $68,685 in attorneys fees, marking the first time the RIAA has been ordered to pay a defendant’s fees. In the meantime, the RIAA has sued Foster’s 20-year old daughter for the alleged file sharing.

    Single-mom Dawnell Leadbetter is also fighting to get her attorney’s fees paid after two years of litigation with the RIAA.71 After having his case dismissed, Rolando Amurao countersued for a declaration of non-infringement and a finding of copyright misuse. Meanwhile, accused filesharer Suzy Del Cid filed a number of counterclaims against the RIAA, including claims of trespass, computer fraud, civil extortion, and civil conspiracy.

    Another way to fight the RIAA, and my personal favorite, is to boycott their product. Why let them tell us what we should listen to? There’s plenty of great, and free, stuff out there. Like that fantabulous album recently put out by that other RIAA, the Robotic Intergalactic Astro-Artists.

    Check it out and enjoy.

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    Creationist Answer Wheel

    Thursday, September 13th, 2007

    Dear Creationist Friends,

    Are you tired of all those troubling questions Evolutionists are always throwing at you? Rebuking questions like, “What’s with all the fossils?” and “Why do we have appendixes?” and “Genesis chapter one and two contradict each other, which is the real story of creation?” can really push a believer to sell their clothes and buy a sword (Luke 22:36)!

    But despair not! To make life easier on you, we’ve developed this handy “Creationist Answer Wheel.” Anytime a heathen challenges the truth, just give the wheel a spin and smite them with god’s grace!

    Happy Witnessing!

    Creationist Answer Wheel
    Creationist Answer Wheel